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Needed this laugh the night what a belter ….. thanks bangers for the content for everyone to run on change your name to bangers the red …. communist robbing the rich and sharing the wealth done some bad things as a young lad but I cringe at them don’t boast about it

It’s not worth anything, it’s got no wheels….bangers nicked them and made two wind chimes for the garden ! lol

Ive had a couple of attempts at living abroad but never fully committed to it having kept a property in England theres just too much i miss about the place.....but after some recent long discussions with the ol woman,friends and family etc we've decided to give it another 4 years max and then decide one way or the other,either completely sell up or stay for good......either Cyprus or Southern Spain will be the destination as they're the places we settled in before....if by some miracle we turn it all around as a country,or the Hammers win the league then i aint going nowhere....but at this poi

A very old friend and l manage a few days fishing together every season. He usually out catches me . When l do catch something decent it is almost always by some fluke or in odd circimstances. Not only that , it's a standing joke that l only ever catch disabled fish . One classic example of many was a 5lb tench caught a year or two ago from his club lake . I was marvelling at the perfection of my biggest tench ever when my mate cruelly pointed out that it had two fins missing! Anyway, a week ago he came as a guest on the little farm pond l have permission on, and trounced me on h

Could you imagine the fun somebody like that would have on here haha they would either become a best seller or end up doing a self inflicted lobotomy in the kitchen haha

How much does he want for the bike bangers

A criminal psychologist or profiler could write an entire thesis based on this thread ! LOL ! Cheers.

That’s a matter of opinion mate, an if they have that opinion, then they don’t matter haha haha

You mean you would take him around your friends and family homes ? Or trust him with dropping out to your lass whilst your locked up ? Lol the type to rob your dog while your a field away

Come on he went to the next village over and they had 6 bedrooms he’s not an animal

Certainly no morals or backbone there I'm no criminal but I wouldn't trust him in any way shape or form he would sell anyone down the river he wouldn't get close to any decent lads I know they would see straight through him best thing stay in your lane know your limitations

I can’t believe someone would post about burgling houses and expect a pat on the back…..has he absolutely no self awareness ? Cheers.

All sorted. Found somewhere

FFS. What the fck has happened on this thread. I genuinely can't believe what I've been reading

Sal bred dogs can

Defo up the lads house just now stealing the the ma’s knickers and the da’s trousers

I dont like to use such language as i like to think ive come on a bit since my desperate days but you sound like a 2 bob shit c**t who would sell someone down the river if his back was against the wall......in my experience through life you get staunch,stand up chaps you can trust despite being criminals,then you get wronguns who have absolutely no moral fibre whatsoever.....a man with no morals or discipline cannot be trusted and should not be around other active criminals. You think that this whole " i didnt give two fucks " attitude makes you sound callous and someone to be feared whe

Made an ole dear I know a couple out of an old feed bin that was laying about, the corrugated sheet metal already in circles was a no brainier, just made 2 rings a few feet apart an filled the insides with soil, worked a treat, next time I’m passing I’ll grab some pics wjats craic with growing weed where you are Wolfy? Even if it’s not for you, so folk do it in your climate or no go??

Get him to tell you the story of when he got a job at the butchers then robbed it getting jail because he cut his self panicking lol

I’m just waiting for him to help himself to the seagulls new gold taps from the bathroom refurb. Was a time when I wouldn’t of been able to help myself to those

Hope to fcuk he don’t have to kick the door in haha haha

Stacked up on the balcony like he’s about to burst into the Iranian embassy the buffoon

Maybe i really shouldn't post on this topic, as i'm someone who's had dogs run and catch with broken toes, and seen dogs that could do the same whilst running on digits that were so smashed they stood on them. Back then, if a dog jacked a run because of a sore dew claw, i"d reconsider the standard of dog i was running. It was all about hearts and numbers... Though I'm lucky enough never to have a dog with dew claw problems. These days I'd only get a pup on with the dew claws removed.

A cruel bunch poor bangers all he wanted was a new stereo

Be wheeling a broken scrambler up there back lane haha with a pillow case full a silver cutlery over his shoulder haha