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f****n glaswegians with their f****n come back lines.

Poor dog, traipsed about the boozers with some ole geezer on the perv haha

You can always rely on the jocks for a come back line. I was enjoying the sunshine in a pub garden today and baby sitting the wife's whippet. People come up all the time to stroke the dog . Question: Is it a whippet? No! I bought it. No response. Question: Is it an Italian Greyhound? Bonjourno. Parli Italiano? It's not answering .I dont think so mate. Oh. Question: From two glaswegians. That a whippet pal?" No it's a lab but I never feed it. Answer. Roars of laughter and " away and boil yer head, yer daft bastart" At least the

Which ones are they, mate? I've read a few of them, years ago. Looked online yesterday, and didn't realise he'd written so many!! Forgot to say, it's been that long since I read them, only 'of pedigree unknown' was the one I remembered.

Both main Drabble books are well worth a read. No idea bout them pups, but they look in decent nick...

Canadian goose is fkin rank

You took that too far mate, shame on you haha

Try this mask...

Wasn't sure if it was supposed to be some sort of teleport thing

Good advice will always be good advice haha

Good advice given years ago, my hat to you sir

That’s why it’s best to have pokey bum wanks, no falling asleep with a digit or 2 in the ole hoop mate haha

Yes ferg,around the lake you still see them

Food on this forum unreal ,absolutely top notch !!

I got told all you wankers are so piss poor at it, that when you are beating away and pulling jap faces, your hand yawns and falls asleep.

That's a Sunday meal ordered thank you

Very nice

Hi can I ask , if anyone uses the 30.06 for roe , or other species , I have fired one years ago, and fancied one as a second gun , well I have decided to put a variation in next yr at renewal time, but I thought I would ask and see what bullet weights other people use , I know they can kill , that’s not in question, I shoot red and roe mainly, with a 6.5x55 , I just do not like waisting meat , and the large variety of bullet weights appeals to me, so if anyone could share any good or bad points on the calibre, would be appreciated.

The police should be ashamed of themselves! It's their union too!!! Putting people away for hurty comments yet allow thousands of ILLEGAL immigrants to just pass by. WTAF has twisted people into thinking all's well?

3 phase plasma cutter mate

Not sure if I'm shit at this photie lark or I'm just pissed on the Rioja

I'm arguing with lads last locked up when shaeerk had a runner 76 ish Lol Or apart from gnash buts he doesn't count he doesn't cop for legal.aid lol

Live!!

No they just release you under investigation then they don't have a time limited to.charge you like they would if bailed