White death

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,863]

I had a dog that used to go get itself ice creams , he’d follow the van round and knock people out the way to get to front and eat a double 99 in a bite before making his way home howling with brain freeze 

the same dog would lie all day in the Back garden at my granddads house In The summer and watch for vans , any type escorts , transits , sprinters pulling up on the square we lived in . He had a particular penchant for parcel line ones . When they pulled up he was off , over the wall then the front gate and would either bail in the van if it was open or circle frantically until the courier / plumber / roofer emerged . He associated vans with coursing and lamping so much he assumed every vehicle that type was to take him out . 
 

Funny things dogs aren’t they 

[chartpolski 28,925]

I’ve had a few Salukis, pures and crosses, and I’ve always considered them amongst the most stupid of the canine species; but I’ve obviously had the wrong ones, some mentioned on here should enter Britains Got Talent, they’d win the £250,000 first prize hands, ( or should that be “paws”), down !

Cheers.

Edited Friday at 23:29 by chartpolski

[Borr 8,663]

Only dog I could call intelligent was an Alsatian my mother owned, the rest had nacks and quirks...or neither lol

[mC HULL 17,312]

18 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I had a dog that used to go get itself ice creams , he’d follow the van round and knock people out the way to get to front and eat a double 99 in a bite before making his way home howling with brain freeze 

the same dog would lie all day in the Back garden at my granddads house In The summer and watch for vans , any type escorts , transits , sprinters pulling up on the square we lived in . He had a particular penchant for parcel line ones . When they pulled up he was off , over the wall then the front gate and would either bail in the van if it was open or circle frantically until the courier / plumber / roofer emerged . He associated vans with coursing and lamping so much he assumed every vehicle that type was to take him out . 
 

Funny things dogs aren’t they 

Mine a been a few neighbours cars over the years any door or  boot open when I open the back.gate there out and in it 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,863]

8 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

I’ve had a few Salukis, pures and crosses, and I’ve always considered them amongst the most stupid of the canine species; but I’ve obviously had the wrong ones, some mentioned on here should enter Britains Got Talent, they’d win the £250,000 first prize hands, ( or should that be “paws”), down !

Cheers.

I always think of Salukis as slightly different to other dogs , you just have to accept it really as they are f***ing infuriating 

I’ve seen some do some things that other just dogs can’t do , any others do things any other dog wouldn’t be stupid enough to do 

 

[mC HULL 17,312]

8 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

I’ve had a few Salukis, pures and crosses, and I’ve always considered them amongst the most stupid of the canine species; but I’ve obviously had the wrong ones, some mentioned on here should enter Britains Got Talent, they’d win the £250,000 first prize hands, ( or should that be “paws”), down !

Cheers.

When's dogs opening a door or fridge been out the ordinary? Lol 

Ive seen them.go in  a dyke. Thats  dry and beat the floor with there feet until the water has come to the surface up.a tree as a kid i seen a collie get the ball in the garden place it in the middle hide behind an old galv bin and wait for me pal to.go.over lol 

[Borr 8,663]

3 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

When's dogs opening a door or fridge been out the ordinary? Lol 

Ive seen them.go in  a dyke. Thats  dry and beat the floor with there feet until the water has come to the surface up.a tree as a kid i seen a collie get the ball in the garden place it in the middle hide behind an old galv bin and wait for me pal to.go.over lol 

I expect yours to fetch the beer open it and light a cigar else I be disappointed...

[chartpolski 28,925]

11 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I always think of Salukis as slightly different to other dogs , you just have to accept it really as they are f***ing infuriating 

I’ve seen some do some things that other just dogs can’t do , any others do things any other dog wouldn’t be stupid enough to do 

 

I had a pure saluki when I lived on Saudia City in Jeddah.

I used to drive over to the other side of the city to my pals house and let the dog follow me.

Then it started getting there before me and waiting at the door.

I found out it was taking short cuts through the parks and through open doors in the blocks of flats ! 
Maybe it was an “outlier” and not as stupid as most Salukis ?

But, as you say, most could be infuriating

Cheers.

[mC HULL 17,312]

1 hour ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I always think of Salukis as slightly different to other dogs , you just have to accept it really as they are f***ing infuriating 

I’ve seen some do some things that other just dogs can’t do , any others do things any other dog wouldn’t be stupid enough to do 

 

What sort of things infuriate you.stiff ? 

Ive had a few saluki x i couldnt get on with scatty things one I bred like it had been beat they dont stay 

The worst thing for me is no off button dont know what a walk is 

[low plains drifter 11,488]

On 25/12/2025 at 19:47, Bangersanmash said:

Listen I've not got time for all this childish play back and forth with grown b*****d men.  Next year MC will see. Well he know what I'm kenneling. He's a man with knowledge in coursing. We could be back an forth till the world freezers over. Next year will see who's housing decent stock. 

[Bangersanmash 6,483]

8 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I was just about to type that myself

Imagine admitting to grown men that you will be running a grown up dog in July 

the absolute shame 

Grown up dog ? 9 month old. Where you got adult dog from. ? 

[scotty12 4,703]

14 hours ago, Bangersanmash said:

Had him out this morning just for a little mooch around the block again. 

Looking well young man , how did your boy like his Christmas present ? 

[gunter 3,127]

26 minutes ago, scotty12 said:

Looking well young man , how did your boy like his Christmas present ? 

He's out dropping cats the  apple doesnt fall far from the tree lol 

[gunter 3,127]

27 minutes ago, scotty12 said:

Looking well young man , how did your boy like his Christmas present ? 

Bangers is just young and keen July time he's buzzing for it like a kid at Christmas 

[scotty12 4,703]

6 minutes ago, gunter said:

Bangers is just young and keen July time he's buzzing for it like a kid at Christmas 

His first proper runner he’s like a kid at Christmas