dai dogs 1,960 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Myself- mainly for fisticuffs, poaching, and trying to sort family problems out How about you ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,491 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Not Me. I'm a f***ing angel . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,591 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Affray…..years ago…..then I grew some sense ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seagull 254 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Arson, burned a few bridges. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 48,264 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Got locked up and sent to a secure unit in Leicester at 14,there 3 days,did a bunk,made my way back to Wales,caught up with me 2 months later,was on in crown court,and found guilty,then sent to Portland YOI for the next 2 yrs...got out kept my nose clean until 2003,that yr I got caught in Glastonbury on drug supply charges,big fine ,then a few months later,was out with my brother's at the bowlplex treforest ,then had a fine for afray and knocking out a prick of a cop,got arrested after police came and started trying to rag one of of my little brothers about..thought it was funny idea to pull over and drag me out of a riot van to give me a pasting on the way to the cells lol..cuffed behind my back with quick cuffs...I got them around to the front of me ,and when the soft cnut tried opening the doors,I kicked them into the cnuts face,wiped him straight out ,then drived out the van and throttled the c**t with the cuffs on ,while spitting and bleeding all over the prick,,I've never seen such a big grown man, screaming like a f***ing puff in all my days...was worth the £480 compo I had to give the cnut....only times I've ever been in trouble with the law...never even had so much as a speeding ticket,or seatbelt fine since...I try and keep my nose clean these days....but catch me on an off day....and I can play up with the best of em 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,772 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 In a long and illustrious career ive completed the hat trick at an 18th , a 21st and at a wedding Nothing serious , just footnotes in life 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,979 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 18 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: Got locked up and sent to a secure unit in Leicester at 14,there 3 days,did a bunk,made my way back to Wales,caught up with me 2 months later,was on in crown court,and found guilty,then sent to Portland YOI for the next 2 yrs...got out kept my nose clean until 2003,that yr I got caught in Glastonbury on drug supply charges,big fine ,then a few months later,was out with my brother's at the bowlplex treforest ,then had a fine for afray and knocking out a prick of a cop,got arrested after police came and started trying to rag one of of my little brothers about..thought it was funny idea to pull over and drag me out of a riot van to give me a pasting on the way to the cells lol..cuffed behind my back with quick cuffs...I got them around to the front of me ,and when the soft cnut tried opening the doors,I kicked them into the cnuts face,wiped him straight out ,then drived out the van and throttled the c**t with the cuffs on ,while spitting and bleeding all over the prick,,I've never seen such a big grown man, screaming like a f***ing puff in all my days...was worth the £480 compo I had to give the cnut....only times I've ever been in trouble with the law...never even had so much as a speeding ticket,or seatbelt fine since...I try and keep my nose clean these days....but catch me on an off day....and I can play up with the best of em They really don't like it when you catch 'em off guard and fight back 19 and fought back with a nob head copper, ended up taking a proper pasting in the custody suite. Next day straight up Infront of the judge. Prosecution listing a shit load of offences, I just lifted my shirt in court and showed the bruises and marks. They dragged me into a dark zone yet somehow lost the video of them dragging me there when the judge asked for it... Month later, I got off on the assault charges lol they dished me some serious pain that night, bruised up, booting me in the stomach and ribs etc. I was expecting a rubber hose next lmao 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,841 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Breach of the peace for scrapping, cost me £90 many many moons ago and a couple of times at away games in the 70s. Just got a clip round the ear for those Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,772 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 My best night out of all time was when we didn’t get arrested in Liverpool the night of ladies day at aintree . It’s genuinely one for a campfire rendition lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 1,835 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 2 hours ago, dai dogs said: Myself- mainly for fisticuffs, poaching, and trying to sort family problems out How about you ? You’re Going to be doing a fecking long stretch when they find all them bodies Dai 🥹 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,242 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Arrested development. Mid seventies in age, but sometimes behave as though I'm 17. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,341 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Arrested alot in my young days ...poaching driving offences...as back in the day you were gay if you had things like an MOT or insurance or tax...other things fighting and stuff....working the door it was occupational hazard... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,744 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 No comment ..... well thats what i normally say , seriously though not been in trouble for about 25 years , muggs game 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seagull 254 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 43 minutes ago, steve66 said: not been in trouble for about 25 years When is it you get released mate? 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,866 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 A used to be a werewolf but am alright noooowwwww. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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