TOMO 24,923 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 3 hours ago, Greyman said: Check out this old bird she is the ultimate survivor, I,ve watched things about her for years she has been exposed to the lot and has an immune system that baffles science mate bit boring but that’s the reality of survival her beans,battery’s and tin foil ran out 70 year back she would probably eat most of the Facebook wankers for breakfast Seen that a few month back ....there's another one about an old man who lives the same as her...he's got a dog or two as well...snares hares for some of his food...he's in siberea as well 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Corkhill 86 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 6 minutes ago, South hams hunter said: Hi greb What does that mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Corkhill 86 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Surely the best tactic is to get as obese as possible, that way you could survive a good few harsh winters, a bit like a bear? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,906 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 13 minutes ago, Corkhill said: Surely the best tactic is to get as obese as possible, that way you could survive a good few harsh winters, a bit like a bear? Post-apocalyptic cannibals agree. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Corkhill 86 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 1 minute ago, mackem said: Post-apocalyptic cannibals agree. Protein is protein, I'm partial to a bit of lean rabbit but human would do. Please tell me I'm not the only one that has discussed cannibalism with mates? And why does it always end up with agreeing that you'd rather eat a sexy blonde woman rather than a hairy ass fella. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 27 minutes ago, Corkhill said: Protein is protein, I'm partial to a bit of lean rabbit but human would do. Please tell me I'm not the only one that has discussed cannibalism with mates? And why does it always end up with agreeing that you'd rather eat a sexy blonde woman rather than a hairy ass fella Fcukin stroll on, lol, we're eating one another now, as much as I like my grub , come what may, no way am I getting stuck in to chartpolskis arse 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,522 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 9 hours ago, DIDO.1 said: I'm not on Facebook so can't see any content when I tried to take a look. Saw this one pop up if anyone is interested Aye I'd have a rummage in her fruit orchard 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 There was an old lady who lived on here own in a wood in England for donkeys years. A few documentaries were made about her, She lived off the land shooting game and all that. I can remember some reporter or other asking her what was the most important thing to have to survive in winter, She answered "good waterproof clothing and a 22 rimmy" Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,616 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 My Mrs has been prepping for twenty years . I just hope the future new world order currency is built around wet look leggings , heels and hair extension sets , if not we’re f****d . 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leo Sayer 1,718 Posted February 2 Author Report Share Posted February 2 9 hours ago, mackem said: Looks like something out of a sci-fi movie, i can't believe you can buy them in the UK and don't need a licence. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,471 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 3 hours ago, Leo Sayer said: Looks like something out of a sci-fi movie, i can't believe you can buy them in the UK and don't need a licence. Shhhhh 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,471 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 15 hours ago, Corkhill said: What does that mean? It means slow down on your reply’s a bit, you keep giving yourself away by going from nothing to1000 posts an hour within minutes of joining, ease your way in and keep on the down low a bit you pink panted kebab eating Akita keeper you 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Corkhill 86 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 47 minutes ago, Greyman said: It means slow down on your reply’s a bit, you keep giving yourself away by going from nothing to1000 posts an hour within minutes of joining, ease your way in and keep on the down low a bit you pink panted kebab eating Akita keeper you Calm down Jim Corbett. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,471 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 4 hours ago, Corkhill said: Calm down Jim Corbett. That’s an honour to be named after him, now get that shadow boxing video up where the shadow wins lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,471 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 11 hours ago, Leo Sayer said: Looks like something out of a sci-fi movie, i can't believe you can buy them in the UK and don't need a licence. Probably best off with a normal recurve bow and learn how to make a slam gun, anything like that will eventually need parts and if you can’t make them yourself your fecked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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