Greyman 25,291 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 Never had a good relationship with my folks,but when I was young my old man said to me, son if it’s got tits or wheels it’ll cost you, how right he was my other oft used saying is, a boss is like a napkin full of shit and always hanging round your arse and finally life is like a pube on a toilet sooner or later you’ll get pissed off 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,824 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Chid said: Misheard quote It's .. you're gonna need a bigger boat Even the guy who posted this got it wrong. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 The great American coach Vince Lombardi made some absolutely cracking quotes, well worth a look if you like that sort of thing. One of my personal favourites with regards to sport is: Show me a good looser and I’ll show you a looser ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,392 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 “Never leave a chicken in a bar and go for a smoke, some cnut will steal it” Mushroom: last night Who steals a fuucking chicken? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Only think worse than a bad loser is a bad winner, but it’s good at the time I think over the course of my life I’ve wrecked about 4 dressing rooms when you came in after loosing a game and some prat said “Unlucky lads, well done !” Theres f**k all well done or unlucky about it, be better, fight harder ! If you ain’t feeling that with your sport, stay at home and do the cross word imho mate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Send me your postcode, I’m on my way The legend Billy Hardy. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 Just now, WILF said: I think over the course of my life I’ve wrecked about 4 dressing rooms when you came in after loosing a game and some prat said “Unlucky lads, well done !” Theres f**k all well done or unlucky about it, be better, fight harder ! If you ain’t feeling that with your sport, stay at home and do the cross word imho mate. I was watching Chelsea v Man United yesterday. Casemiro scored late on to make the game a draw. The players celebrated like they had won euro millions. Why didn't one of the utd players grab the ball, sprint to the centre spot and say come on boys we're now gonna beat these b*****ds. A draw is inconclusive..you need a win! A draw just means you didn't win. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,472 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 "Yes of course I am gay ,but don't tell those twats on thl "......Tomo 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 Never trust a Newbie........ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,422 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 "Don't believe anything you hear, and only half what you see.......especially if it's to do with lurchers"....... Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rickshaw swami 3,921 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 9 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: “ war is gods way of teaching the americans geography” 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 (edited) 'SSSSHH, WHERE IN!!!!!' Edited October 23, 2022 by Francie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,036 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 Pain is only accumulated badness coming out. Jok. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,824 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, jok said: Pain is only accumulated badness coming out. Jok. Pain is weakness leaving the body. David Gogging 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,036 Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 Fool. I made that fckr up. Sounded ok as a quote though. Jok. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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