Pet hates.

[eastcoast 4,602]

On 19/09/2025 at 21:52, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Hands down the best episode is when his mate comes round and his dad gets lord luck out 

I was in tears the first time I seen it 

A none Christian British family, and Martin is probably 2nd generation immigrant or possible asylum seeker going on horrible gran's' accent. Yet very relatable to and very likeable. In many ways the quintessential middle class English family apart from family Sunday dinner is on a Friday night.  An example of how this great country used to work, tolerant and accepting, multi-cultural going back centuries. A civilised society. 

My favourite episode, when we are introduced to Mr. Morris, nice gran's boyfriend. Wise words from gentile neighbour Jim is he Hitler? Filthy slanders!

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,416]

1 hour ago, eastcoast said:

A none Christian British family, and Martin is probably 2nd generation immigrant or possible asylum seeker going on horrible gran's' accent. Yet very relatable to and very likeable. In many ways the quintessential middle class English family apart from family Sunday dinner is on a Friday night.  An example of how this great country used to work, tolerant and accepting, multi-cultural going back centuries. A civilised society. 

My favourite episode, when we are introduced to Mr. Morris, nice gran's boyfriend. Wise words from gentile neighbour Jim is he Hitler? Filthy slanders!

Rutherfords ?? 

[eastcoast 4,602]

10 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Rutherfords ?? 

They never slandered,

[TOMO 29,154]

Very funny show is Friday night dinner...was watching the other day....my youngest loves it....the episode where it's the boys birthday.....and the dad has got him a book about  the SS in the war...lol

Side note the only Jewish person on the show is aunti Val

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,416]

9 hours ago, eastcoast said:

They never slandered,

Punk rockers 

[pesky1972 5,667]

People who talk fondly about a TV show you missed, like an in joke you know absolutely fcuk all about…, and by the time you get on it the moment has totally passed. W4nkers them. 

[WILF 50,946]

Standing behind the alky at the checkout who smells of piss !……them c**ts is always the same, little rucksack, work clothes that look like they have never seen the inside of a washing machine and they are buying like a token tin of beans and some Jaffa cakes and then stacking 6 cans of the cheapest lager and a bottle of whiskey made by someone you’ve never heard of behind them like it’s an afterthought ! 
Soapy c**ts stink because you know full well they are going home, sitting in their chair, getting arseholed and falling asleep in their own pissy trousers ! 
 

I had one the other week and me and my lad had to genuinely stand back about 10ft the smell was that bad,  while the poor girl at the ramp served the f***ing tramp ! 
My youngest is great, he just says it out loud “Dad, what’s that stink of piss ?” 
“That’s him there son, that’s him !” 
 

Edited yesterday at 09:10 by WILF

[WILF 50,946]

I’ll add that rural ireland seems to have an inordinate amount of people in their 50s and 60s who stink of shit and look like they have never had a wash ever ! ……..it’s f***ing howling !

[TOMO 29,154]

10 hours ago, WILF said:

I’ll add that rural ireland seems to have an inordinate amount of people in their 50s and 60s who stink of shit and look like they have never had a wash ever ! ……..it’s f***ing howling !

f**k me you going to be popular with the Irish lads on here....lol

[mel b 3,922]

21 hours ago, WILF said:

I’ll add that rural ireland seems to have an inordinate amount of people in their 50s and 60s who stink of shit and look like they have never had a wash ever ! ……..it’s f***ing howling !

You paint a wonderful picture wilf

[mC HULL 16,329]

On 03/10/2025 at 10:08, WILF said:

Standing behind the alky at the checkout who smells of piss !……them c**ts is always the same, little rucksack, work clothes that look like they have never seen the inside of a washing machine and they are buying like a token tin of beans and some Jaffa cakes and then stacking 6 cans of the cheapest lager and a bottle of whiskey made by someone you’ve never heard of behind them like it’s an afterthought ! 
Soapy c**ts stink because you know full well they are going home, sitting in their chair, getting arseholed and falling asleep in their own pissy trousers ! 
 

I had one the other week and me and my lad had to genuinely stand back about 10ft the smell was that bad,  while the poor girl at the ramp served the f***ing tramp ! 
My youngest is great, he just says it out loud “Dad, what’s that stink of piss ?” 
“That’s him there son, that’s him !” 
 

Spot on description wilf they fall.asleep in the chair wake up.fully clothed and boots still on and the only thing the do before going out the door is have a can  

Had some funny ones as a kid me brother-in-law emptying full cans a lynx in there face in the van and em still not realising lol getting bills for pissed mattresses 

[Arry 25,253]

Doctors Receptionists who think they know more than the Doctor and do every thing to stop you getting an appointment.

Cheers Arry

[TOMO 29,154]

21 minutes ago, Arry said:

Doctors Receptionists who think they know more than the Doctor and do every thing to stop you getting an appointment.

Cheers Arry

Come on mate you don't need a doctor....that's what this site is for....we're all experts on here at everything...including medicine