peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Sometimes i do a bit of work for my mates da and if i make a balls of something he always says its worse your improving Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Sloppy Seconds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottish lurcher 185 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 I say Scullery for kitchen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 It's time to hit the hay. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,774 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Daft as a brush. Bald as a coot. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Bold ad brass 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,678 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 " stop smashing up that phone box you little c**t ".......is one you dont often hear these days. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,194 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 " stop smashing up that phone box you little c**t ".......is one you dont often hear these days. No cash in them now,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
saluki bouy 635 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Going to the baths instead of going to the pool 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,951 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Often heard a lad fart and he'd say "better owt then me eye."my oldman always says-did you hear them ducks?lol-if he drops his guts and it f****n stinks then it's "bigger breaths it will go quicker"he said it once in a lift full of store girls when I worked shopfitting with him-man has no shame lol.atb dc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,229 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Who's mum had a posh phone voice? Common as muck one minute then the phone rings and they become the queen And why did they always say the number when they answered? ... wtf was all that about? Yes we all answered as kids with 3610, then they added another number now it's 6 numbers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,774 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 A wigan term for food is jackbit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,229 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) My old man answered the door one day to 2 of my mates when I was a 13-14, one was a black kid the other had braces on his teeth..... He shouts up the stairs "KEV,,.... Chris Akubusi and some kid with scaffold on his teeth are at the door for you!!" Not sure you'd get away with it now lol Edited June 3, 2016 by NEWKID 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,229 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 "You'll have someone's eye out with that" No matter what it was you were playing with, could be a tennis ball ffs, not sure how it would have your eye out!! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,229 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Used to walk up the phone box to call your mates, 10p in, one of my mates dad had the worst stutter you've ever heard, by the time hed said hello to me my money was done..... That's the gods honest truth... ( "the gods honest truth" is one of my mums) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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