socks 32,253 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Now I don't mean your average overweight fella or bird walking past you when your having a sandwich ... But somebody really overweight who is serving you food ... I am away working away at the moment and when I went down for breakfast this morning the waitress a young girl who was huge came literally shuffling over to me and in between gasps and grunts asked me what I wanted for breakfast ... Order taken she shuffled off towards the kitchen ... I had a vision of her stood there waiting for my breakfast to be done and stuffing her face from the trays of sausages and bacon and scooping up beans by the handful ... By the time she shuffled her wobbling belly back to me with my grub I was starting to wonder if I really wanted it ......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 it'll be her glands ................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 as long as the dripping snot doesn't land on your egg i would be fine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wildling 520 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 YES, the sight of a obese f****r nearly eating his own hand off is f***ing disgusting ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,429 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 YES, the sight of a obese f****r nearly eating his own hand off is f*****g disgusting ! that will be me then we all have thing that anoy us. for me its people with a mustache,and jogger pants 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wildling 520 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Freddie Mercury didn't do it for you then ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,237 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 the smell does. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted February 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 the smell does. She did have a certain odour about her ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wildling 520 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Scent al la pork fat and rind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fox digger 1,086 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 its a good one that gland or hormone imbalance problem!!! any fat person i know is practically always eating somthing when i see them, be it crisps, choco bars or sweets. (or else a pint in there hand) its mad, then ya get the whole im starving and i eat nothing but im still 25 fukin stone!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 right who thinks the fat bird gave socks the knock back.................. 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 There used to be this disgusting woman in her 50s at a local chipper... She wasnt fat but she was minging with rotton teeth and spat as she talked... We used to ring up before we even contemplated going for chips no matter how drunk we were... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,028 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 pay for a decent b+b and you wouldnt need to put with that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,989 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 socks your not wrong,i find it off putting aswell,in the summer i dont eat in cafes,them tubbys dripping sweat in my breakfast puts me right off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Saw an advert for a programme last night "the 600lb woman"lay there on a bed being sponged down,whilst crying,next thing sat there stuffing a donut in her mouth,sugar all over her face....never eat another donut in my life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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