squab 2,875 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I'm disgusted..... you sound like my old woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted October 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I'm disgusted..... you sound like my old woman She sounds a nice sort lol what the flook she doing way somebody who pisses in buckets tho I ain't got a clue lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,876 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I can't believe you all don't have an ensuite bathroom ....... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I'm disgusted..... you sound like my old woman She sounds a nice sort lol what the flook she doing way somebody who pisses in buckets tho I ain't got a clue lol well she prob never new over the last 25 year,sure as shit she knows now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack68 628 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 as a kid we had a piss bucket on the landing it as not till I was 12 before e had a toilet in side the house,,kids today don't no there borne.. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I can't believe you all don't have an ensuite bathroom ....... fook having a settee upstairs as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 could be worse , could be threeed up and have to slop someone elses piss out in the morning :laugh:shit parcells out the window 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 My brother used to get trough 3 pairs of pants a week as a kid, wiping his arse on them after he had shit in the woods.... The old scrumpy up the fishing match looked a lot like a piss bag eh stig lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 i remember painting the outside of a big house in the posh area the lady of the house had gone out and locked up -- i was busting for a shit so i got some woodchip wallpaper out the back of the van went into the back of the garage and shit onto a good length of the woodchip rolled it up walked down the garden and threw into the cornfield at the bottom -- next day the lady of the house is home were painting round the back when my mate says have you seen what the dogs got sure enough the family labs running round the lawn with a nicely rolled up woodchip package... 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 i remember painting the outside of a big house in the posh area the lady of the house had gone out and locked up -- i was busting for a shit so i got some woodchip wallpaper out the back of the van went into the back of the garage and shit onto a good length of the woodchip rolled it up walked down the garden and threw into the cornfield at the bottom -- next day the lady of the house is home were painting round the back when my mate says have you seen what the dogs got sure enough the family labs running round the lawn with a nicely rolled up woodchip package... ya scruffy cnut 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 .... The old scrumpy up the fishing match looked a lot like a piss bag eh stig lol looked like something you`d see up the hospital at the side of a bed 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joe54 83 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 i stay at t7 once and got drunk need to go so i pissed in a bottle he,s women cleaned up next day thought it was juice put it back in the fridge (as you do) t7 came home and drank it lets just say the kitchen floor got moped again 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 ffs piss buckets in this day and age. Some scruffy fookers on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 i remember painting the outside of a big house in the posh area the lady of the house had gone out and locked up -- i was busting for a shit so i got some woodchip wallpaper out the back of the van went into the back of the garage and shit onto a good length of the woodchip rolled it up walked down the garden and threw into the cornfield at the bottom -- next day the lady of the house is home were painting round the back when my mate says have you seen what the dogs got sure enough the family labs running round the lawn with a nicely rolled up woodchip package... ya scruffy cnut when you`ve gotta go ------used to shit in carrier bags when we were on the pylons and lighting towers --even cut holes in the arse of the overalls so we didn't have to take em down ,, 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 We got a toilet upstairs and down And if I'm in the garden I will walk straight in boots n all 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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