paulus 26 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 im off bed soon with me bucket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,754 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 We aint got no neighbors so i can get away with pissing in the garden if im down near the shed.......theres a conifer near the shed that i wanted to chop down but the mrs likes it so my disturbed mind decided to see what would happen over the course of a year if i pissed over it every few days ......................only a few weeks ago she suggested cutting the tree down because it " seems to have some sort of disease " ......its either coincidence or ive got some seriously damaged insides ! Anyway its like pissing in the bath........only posh people get out the bath to have a piss......im getting there though i piss into a sponge and squeeze it in the sink 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,379 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 We aint got no neighbors so i can get away with pissing in the garden if im down near the shed.......theres a conifer near the shed that i wanted to chop down but the mrs likes it so my disturbed mind decided to see what would happen over the course of a year if i pissed over it every few days ......................only a few weeks ago she suggested cutting the tree down because it " seems to have some sort of disease " ......its either coincidence or ive got some seriously damaged insides ! Anyway its like pissing in the bath........only posh people get out the bath to have a piss......im getting there though i piss into a sponge and squeeze it in the sink Haha...next bath I'm gonna piss on the wife's sponge.... Lol Hotmeat you've created a monster lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted October 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I think this needs deleted I'm starting to look down me nose at folk lol an I promise I ain't t a snob lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,142 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I can't believe you all don't have an ensuite bathroom ....... Ensuite bathroom ...... is that french for landing window ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5mRpbWGfNyw Lol funny topic. Always liked the wee clip on this link 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dubba 72 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Not sure about piss buckets but if I'm in bed it goes out the window. In the kitchen, in the sink. Ad if I'm watching tv straight out the patio doors. I see it as my way of going green, gotta save water don't you know Did have some drunken girl piss the bed though not to impressed, thankfully it was me mates spare room Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Had to use the skim bucket filled with to take a dump on occasion when we were plastering a new build somewhere in the back of beyond with no bog! Didn't feel comfortable at first, but it beats squatting down amongst the brambles and nettles. When you got to go, you got to go! Plenty of scaffolders go on the job in a bucket when they're working at any height, etc. I often take the mop bucket up the shed for a piss when the bathroom is occupied here by one of the kids or the mother in law, or if I'm up the shed busy and there's an empty bottle handy, I use that. Had a piss bucket on standby when I had my legs done recently and all. Don't have a dedicated piss bucket in the shed though, in answer to the original question. God help some of you lads if you were ever going on a rugby trip in a minibus without a bog and were shy about using an empty can or bottle, you'd never get to the match with all the beer and toilet stops you'd need! :laugh:A trip up to Blackpool we filled 3 bottles on the minibus... One lad had to have a quick change over halfway through lol Regularly had piss bottles on the roofs, some sites you wouldn't want to be going down for a piss when the bogs are half a mile away... Now an old roofer I knew who aledgedly shat on the roof and wiped his ass with fibre glass is just wrong lol Before got working as an undertaker I was labouring for a roofing firm. Was a bloody hot day and wasnt a shop near by. Couldn't be bothered to climb down when nearly finished. Picked up a lucazade bottle and it was abit warm but thought it must of just been in the sun. Was right next to my mouth before I got shouted at and told its piss lol. The other labourer told me he knew and was gonna wait until after then tell me lol. Got him back though he'd brought a draw and left it in the van, went down there to grab more felt. Lets just say I got ginger pubes and when he got back to the van his cheese looked more like tangerine dream lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Just seen the comment about a bird pissing in your bed. I'd of shagged the shit out of her lol can't beat the warmth of a fanny after a piss lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Used too work with a lad on the boats every one would use the bucket but he had too be different doing it over the side dint noitce till the second week working with the lad never took any bog roll with him the c**t used too use two fingers too wipe his ass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 f***ing hell what an animal lol I couldn't even work with someone that disgusting bloody hell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dubba 72 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Just seen the comment about a bird pissing in your bed. I'd of shagged the shit out of her lol can't beat the warmth of a fanny after a piss lol.I did but not until she flipped the mattress over Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Im ok until i get some porridge with milk then i need a pee but ffs i just go to toilet its just right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,142 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 F;ck me this threads been an eye opener lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,224 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Fecking feral the lot of you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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