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horse fly, the fuckers have mouths not to dislike hair clippers, and just motor there way in, drink some blood, then puke into the cut and fly off, loverly blighters.

A big old shit fly.

what ever it was its dead now rip poor f****r

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I've always been prone to being bitten. If anyone in our house gets bitten by some insect, it's always me. This year though I've got some whoppers. What sort of bug would leave a bite like this?

 

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I thought it was your 3rd nipple Mr Scaramanga :laugh: :laugh:

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I've just took the dogs up the track and that's f**king That! I am Not setting foot up there again. I've called a cab and shall wait here for it. Reading this thread before going out there was a bad omen.

 

I have Never known there to be so many f**king clags!!! It was just insanity! They were on my head. On my bollocks. I was slapping them off myself like a loon. The second I got one, another f**ker'd land on me! It was all I could do not to just break off and run like hell back here.

 

Don't know, yet, if any of them got me. It's weird. You all saying how they hurt like shit? I'd always understood that to be the case too. But, these ones here are bastards! Ye don't feel a f**kin thing! Ye just look down to see them giving ye a lascivious grin, before licking their lips and falling away from ye body.

 

Eight hours later, the itching starts ....! That's when ye scratch so much ye tear ye own skin off and there's the danger of infection. It's utter misery.

 

Fortunately, I've just checked my first aid box and, yes, I still have some of that stuff I got for it. Some cream that takes the itching away. F**king Hate the clag season!

 

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That's fukc all got these bad boys last week ..........

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:hmm: I see you plucked your testicals,.yet again,....this is becoming a bit of an obsession now.. :laugh:

 

She makes me do it ........

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