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  1. Eh up you lot. Sorry I missed this. Glad to be back. Comments to follow. Jok.
  2. Found you Walshie. Sorry I missed this completely. On it. Jok.
  3. Yr fckg mad yeh mad bastd. Good on yeh. Jok.
  4. Like I said. Let me have that one for my birthday (very soon) and make your lad a nice strudel. Lovely finish and once again, stunning. Jok.
  5. They are like Clumber spaniels. Waste of space. Only the owners think they are any good. None of them won anything when I was doing a bit and on the field, retrieving, completely useless. Hope this helps you save some money lol. Jok.
  6. I couldn't climb a mole hill never mind a mountain. As always, nice work. Jok.
  7. Sorry. Should have said ,,,,,what a lovely thing. Would look great in my possession. .laugh. Your son will be so pleased.bjok
  8. I turn 65 in March and think that a blade would be a good retirement present. Why don't you let me have it and think of another suitable present for your lad? LOL. Strudel, Black Forest Gateau or even a nice Rhone. Come on pal, send it to me. Katchum's already got everything in life. Good luck with everything this year. Jok.
  9. All the proper guys on here. Nice. Just given my Gill to a good mate who assures me she'll be used and not abused. All the best pal. Old age is a b*****d and the docs always find something else when they get started on you. Lol . ATB? Jok.
  10. What a shame to get this rep. I've sent ferret boxes all over the world and had stuff delivered to me. Hermes have always come up trumps and NEVER let me down. Jok.
  11. Not quite the same but bad none the less. Sunday morning 10.30am, heading off to the allotment. Bottom of the village is a hard 90 right and round it came the missile on my side of the road. Up the kerb, lost control, evasive action by myself, fckg hit me head on. No insurance, no licence and no permission to be driving the car. Fckr. My car a complete wreck and this smililing tw-t asking if everything is ok. Well guys, I reckon the plods had a sense of humour cause I was given his home address. Might not be smiling when all this gets sorted.
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    Duck feeding

    Greenshank 1. To be fair it was a happenstance . A good friend worked for a local fruit and veg merchant. As you would imagine, stock got tired and needed getting rid of. Me ,being me, decided to accept his offer of free duck food. Without doubt this was one of the best things we did on the (small) flight ponds. I stripped the bananas and just laid them around the perimeters mixed in with barley. I never, on these ponds, bothered with potatoes. The results were superb. Now I can't say whether the bananas had anything to do with the outcome but it's worth a go when you consider the amounts that
  13. Might be an idea to Google Scottish taxidermists in the Perth area. Bound to be one up there. Jok.
  14. Joe Irving without a shadow of doubt. Jok.
  15. Well guys this has been a he'll of a start. The driver of the Mini Cooper decided he could do the impossible and he ended up in the front of my vehicle. This is now a complete write off but with me not too badly scarred. He ha d no licence. No insurance and took the vehicle without his girlfriends permission. The Old Bill were pretty good in all fairness and only bagged this asshole. The whole deal is going to cost me a lot of dollar. Is this fair? I think not. I am right Royally pissed off and apologise for bringing this onto the forum. For what it's worth, how can we sort out this kind of cr
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    Duck feeding

    You Just re-read your last post and I agree with not shooting birds off the water. What a shit thing to do. A bit like looking at a covey of partridge and letting rip. No mate, stick to your morals and get that lovely glow when you have a real teaser of a shot. By the way, in my opinion, feeding as you have indicated, will be a complete waste of time, effort and money. When the birds pair up they do not crave feeding areas. As you might already know, mallard, our native duck, does not nest on or even particularly near open water. They secret themselves in ditches and culverts quite away from p
  17. jok

    Duck feeding

    Just re-read your last post and I agree with not shooting birds off the water. What a shit thing to do. A bit like looking at a covey of partridge and letting rip. No mate, stick to your morals and get that lovely glow when you have a real good shot. Jok.
  18. jok

    Duck feeding

    Bob. You will only see flighting duck when there is cloud. A clear sky makes it absolutely impossible. You need to be downwind therefore knowing which direction the birds will be alighting then watch that sky like a snake watching a rat. They are quite predictable and you only need to hear the wings to get that memorable shot. Again, good shooting. Jok.
  19. Just found out. Free Trade Inn. Highly recommended both for beer and entertainment. Must admit I enjoyed that little jaunt and had one of the locals take our pics looking up river to the millennium bridge. Sorry to digress. Beautiful pictures. Jok.
  20. Mackem. What's the name of that pub pal ?? Jok.
  21. I reckon I was in a pub last summer just where you have taken some of these pics. Can't remember it's name but it was an amazing place to be in. All the walls are covered in murals and even the toilets don't have the normal wall coverings. A good pint as well. Jok.
  22. Low plains drifter. Strange but he or she is the only one not in the mighty river Tweed. Lovely dogs none the less. Jok.
  23. Spsurfer. As you know we follow your posts religiously and are never let down. Once again the attention to detail in the presentation is fantastic. Not to mention the blades lol. I wish you and your dearest a lovely Christmas and Happy New Year. From Jok and Family. XXX. Jok.
  24. Well VFR I just got back from fetching some parsnips and I'd better not put a pic up.lol. One of them I managed to nearly get to the bottom of the root and , to be fair, it's a good un. I hope you and yours, with the new sprog, have a lovely Christmas. Speak to you, no doubt, in the New year. Jok.
  25. Ehh up Sir Blessed. It's telling me you are not receiving messages??? Anyway Micky, nice drop on there pal and well done. A convert as well . Top man. Merry Christmas . Jok.
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