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    Bird Flu

    Just had a pint down the local and now feel dreadful. Doubt I’ll ever drink again. Just a thought. Jok.
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    Bird Flu

    I am with the above regarding ‘safe to eat’. Personally I wouldn’t hesitate. Same as Paulus says, a mix rabbit could be caught at any time with the virus but still eat the same. Anyway, what’s the actual difference between COVID, Flu, Bird flu or any other similar type virus? Jok.
  3. Well I’ll be. When did they lift that restriction? It was as bad as pork in the eighties. Jok.
  4. Clearly FIFA are telling fibs. Coca Cola is as much banned as alcohol. Jok.
  5. So I assume you don’t know Coke is also banned. Jok
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    Peter Kay

    Socks. One for you. Leaving Riyadh Int a local insisted on pressing into my back. We boarded, he in business and us guys at the rear. As we were on approach I decided to get even. The guys said leave it Jok but this fukcer had really got my goat. He had changed into his Savile Row suit and was giving it the big I am. Long story short, I got my boot in at the top of the stairs and by Christ did he take a flyer. They arrested me but when asked why I had done this, I explained that he had KD my wife. Have a Merry Xmas and a happy New Year. Jok
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    Peter Kay

    LPD. You are, in my opinion, totally correct. When I am in company, generally the people make the comedy. You sit back, listen, absorb, and at the right moment come up with something related which makes them laugh like crazy. It’s so easy to make comedy out of just about any subject if you have that frame of mind. I do. Jok.
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    Peter Kay

    Know what Flattop. I similarly, when in company, come out with random stories, all true, which gets my company in stitches. I do a fairly good Billy which comes in handy. Jok.
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    Peter Kay

    You’ll never beat Billy Connoly simply because he never really repeated himself, making up most of it as the night went on. He could change direction in a heartbeat which made you sit up and want to know what the hell was coming next. Jok.
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    Pet hates.

    Can I help you sir (or madam) ? SO. Can I get full English with an American Latte? WTF. Hold the fries and double up on the hash browns. WTF. OH and can I take my dog anywhere in the establishment? Yep, that’s a hate. Jok.
  11. Rhodesia Island Red breeds a good sized bird. Jok.
  12. Just another son. Looking at the pic you might be trying your hand at an apple pie. Mix a tablespoon of sugar into the pastry with just a water brush and sugar top before it goes in the oven. Jok.
  13. Top tip. Bicarbonate of soda in your pastry mix. Only a little but it halts the pastry returning on itself when you are rolling. Must admit, the second pie looks a shambles but it wouldn’t taste any different. Jok.
  14. Same as you Micky. The head on my 1954 Seddon was cracked and had to be stitched. I had to unstitch my wallet on that one. Good luck Wolfi. I suspect you need it. Jok.
  15. Got the ham, salami, olives peppers and gherkins, but, what is the hot dish? Jok.
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    Airsoft

    Took one in the mush. Looked like Frank B had caught me a good un. The piss take was merciless. Jok
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    Airsoft

    Remember the days of paint guns ffs. Jok
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    Adverts???

    How does one use an ad blocker ? Jok.
  19. Just a thought. When I was doing the Poppy Cascade, I wondered how many of you have had the honour of visiting the National Arboretum Staffordshire? If you haven’t, no matter how far away, it should be on your bucket list. The hair will stand up on your neck for sure. I last time, one of many, I took my grand daughter there when, as luck would have it, there was a flyover from RAF Coningsby , Lancaster and Spitfire. Awesome. Jok.
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    Hard graft

    Content I would say. Jok.
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