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    Jihadi John

    We're made to believe what they want us to believe.
  2. It didn't take Einstein to reach a certain conclusion.LOL. If you scare the buggers off then they ain't gonna come in. Give them some snap and a bit of relaxation and hey ho you'll get results. Watch out for them sneaky little Teal and get to learn the noise from the birds circling before landing for a feed. Have you got a duck call? Oh and by the way, a decent dog working in the twilight is a bonus and a half. Don't forget to pick up your empties young man.
  3. Sorry VFR. just had this picture of you, and to be fair, a few mallard, on a flight pond, collecting duck shit. Now come on , that has to be a comedy sketch. However, now that you explain it in more detail maybe there is a grain of truth there. Only thing is, as was explained to me many years ago,HOT shit is not always GOOD shit. It all needs years of getting rid of the drugs. Racing pigeons and farm bred fowl are no exception. They all have them and to introduce them into your garden is not very good, In My Opinion. Now cow muck, which has been heaped for a few years, full of natures best
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    Jihadi John

    One fcking weed poisnoned don't get rid of the other few million fcking things that will be here to haunt us for as long as we live. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. The whole lot need napalming.
  5. Neems. Just tried both You think I'm a thick Jock. Beats the hell out of Fire extinguisher foam though.
  6. DUCK MUCK That's me just about heard everything. Mind you they do say that flying starling shit is fairly potent.
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    Raining Geese

    By the way Gaz. You still take some great pics.
  8. Daft twat. Didn't know whether you meant in the mix or for my eyes
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    Raining Geese

    Sorry Leslie. I honestly don't know what you are on about. Gaz is a good friend of mine and any reference to the Basin can only be either to your Locale or an earlier comment. I really haven't a clue why this is causing any concern. I don't know you, have no idea what you do other than what you post so why the heck would I want to give you grief.
  10. I've just read the lot and to me the whole thing is mad. To put in context what why I say that is that I had to put up a fancy Marquee for a fellas 40th. As you might imagine that doesn't happen overnight so we had a bit of lead time. Funny thing was, a phone call the morning of the evening of the party, said 40th birthday party guy phones to say where is the tent.? In the context of your dilemma this was huge. Mother Nature had taken it's course and said venue was in the next County. All he did was laugh his balls off and everyone went to the pub instead. Don't worry too much pal. There is a
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    Raining Geese

    Now that you mention it, I don't really know. Might it have been in an earlier unrelated topic??
  12. Go for them little pink tins and you won't go far wrong. Be prepared to have an experiment though. I'm sure there's lots of different ways and to be sure there must be a way to calm it down a bit.
  13. Gone to sleep have we Don't do drugs, but might admit to a bit of cider, for our Escosian cousin. Al I wanted to do was have a bit of a rant which clearly I did and quite enjoyed it actually. The subject thankfully seems to have reached a conclusion so happy days all round. Still wouldn't mind a blue corner though
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    Raining Geese

    Leslie. That is as far from The Montrose Basin as it gets
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    Ducks

    Ya daft bugger. What on earth are you thinking about? It's a bit like saying is salmon from the Thames as good as from the Tweed. Water is water and ducks fly and feed where ever they fly and feed. How the heck can you discriminate and as for green flesh, someone is having a giraffe.LOL
  16. How did your outing go Bell I hope.
  17. Can only comment as I find. To be honest you might as well use pure Cornwall cream but all I'm doing is using what seems to make the stuff last a while. We all know that you can include ingredients to make it last for ever but then it isn't proper home made sauce. Have a go. Small quantities of each might be the best way. I prefer to stick to what I know.
  18. Just a thought to add rhythm. Wonder how many know what a wood blue stalk is
  19. Just been in a pub in Mablethorpe and a guy came in with a great bowlful. Apparently they'll be on the breakfast menu
  20. From what I can gather, there is a restriction on size and height. Also I believe the overlooking neighbours must a bit of a say in the matter. When you think about it though, if everyone of our 30 plus allotments decided to have a tunnel it might not be good on the eye. Would still sort out the cabbage white and various other problems but you can't have everything.
  21. Our Council won't allow structures more's the pity.
  22. You've got to Emigrate to become an Immigrant On that note, have a great time and indeed live in on of the worlds best countries. Sincere best wishes to you and your family. HOWEVER Stay in touch with us bunch over here.
  23. Had you thought about a common greenhouse heater. Admittedly they run on parafin which costs, but is an alternative.
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