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  1. what was it like.............do you ever make green tomatoe chutney with the end of season tomatoes.??
  2. perfect.....im saving my leeks for the chowder
  3. bland is good...........i hardley use any herbs and spices for british food.....too many wanna be chefs have fecked up British food...and are destroying the British taste pallet
  4. thought everyone could eat stew.....what is about stew that you dont like...bad memories of skool ? im doing a smoked haddock chowder soon....is that something you would eat...or is it too watery ?
  5. now that looks totally awesome................
  6. stew & cabbage this is what Colmans mustard made for
  7. lovely.........up until recently i have always added HP brown sauce......but i dont know wether it is me or the company ...but i find it is very vinegary and acidic now...still tastes similar but i cant cope with it anymore ...and i have migrated to HP fruity sauce which is working well for me now...really love it anyone else thinks HP brown sauce has changed ?
  8. Lizz Truss has decent tits....
  9. boiled beef an carrots ?
  10. i bet Nigella Lawson would be all over that.........................(i would fertilise her eggs no bother)
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    Starmer

    Quite funny really.................think about this..... last 2000 years all religons have been fighting each other as to who owns the fecking god franchise
  12. that looks very Heston Blumenthal...............................quite strange really.....has it been dipped in liquid nitrogen ?
  13. ditchman

    Winston

    heard the saying "mad as a hatter"..............they used mercury in the hatting industry to realeace the fur from the skin...
  14. affermitive.............
  15. ditchman

    Winston

    it was said that he was treated using Mercury...........which as we all know will send you round the twist
  16. ditchman

    Winston

    his old man had VD as well
  17. ditchman

    Winston

    Winstons Mrs used to be part of a women group meeting up and playing Canasta.............it is said......rumour....the lady's were talking in hushed voices about sex with their husbands............Winstons Mrs described it as.......... "akin to an oak wardrobe onto of you with its key sticking out"
  18. Mine is Russian Irish...........a dangerous mix.......so many nutters in my family...from Ryan in county Cork running slaves and spices....to Russian...steel mill owners in the north of England ..notorious gamblers.....and old English mentioned in the Domesday book in suffolk/norfolk
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    Winston

    i think one of the funniest observations by Winston ..was that of Gahndi................he referred to him as "Dirty little fakir in a nappy "....lol
  20. ooohhhhhh gammon and pineapple.....a la Berni inns...........could have tidyied up the chips matey
  21. you are quite right..........i love stuff like that and nans..trouble is me old tum wont tolerate stuff made with flour...
  22. whoever introduces this law...will die earlier than expected and in a painful manner.........
  23. ive been told "on the wire"...you have given up chewing tobacco...now you have a regular supply of Diane's nickers (with crunchy gussets)............and you were seen the other day in the Dog&Layby (pub)...chewing a gusset like a bulldog chomping noisly on a slab of whip leather...getting all the goodness out of it before swallowing it.......... is there no end to your perverted talents
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