ditchman
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Everything posted by ditchman
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Risotto el ditcho stock made from chicken carcase and celery and onion.....boiled to buggery decent risotto is made using 1. top stock 2. time 3. patience the italains like theres a bit sloppy .....i dont.. dont make risotto often as i get board shitless making it ...and drink too much girl petrol waiting
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giles Brandreath...and paul Burrell................both are feckin arse lickin paracites...i feckin hate them....and Micheal Portillo....seriously weird.....and that bitch kay Burley...the day she got retired i got pissed.....
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ooohhhh......me....me....me.....me....me....me.......
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can we make chocolate anus's as freebies...........and candy cocks ...and liqourice labia's........£3.56p /quart
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erratic erotica........................HHmmmmmm.............i like the sound of that
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we all make mistakes
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no dont go with that .....an arsehole is an arsole is an arsehole...use.....only makes something more supple.....so good luck on that one matey
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i bet if you took a pic of each of their anus's you would have difficulty decieding who they belonged to ..
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cant compete with that i have pie and boiled spuds and marrowfat peas 2 moz............
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you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ?? (i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks)
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you are such a wag dear boy....
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im in luuuuve................. do you know why women like olives...??....................because they rekon they taste like sperm
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you are going to be in deep shite if she reads this
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supreme nosh..............bloody good for youas well
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just had delivered 3 tins of haggis............totally gobmacked at the number of haggis pie recipes there are on the ole net
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you just cant let her drawers go.............you are a tougher man than me ...but not as tough as Mel3...........he's a proper dirt bag
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sweet&sour.....nice for a change ...but not every week
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if you had a bigger plate you could fit some nice fresh thinly sliced cabbage on that
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shove their heads in Sarah Fergusons drawers.....that will finish them orf
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that looks supreme.............
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they/we are being outbred Spain leagalise 500,000 migrants..........dumb fucs.....self infection
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The presidents bitch
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saw that on the news ....utter feckin madness............just think of the makup of them.......drug dealers ...rapists....tossers...theives....ISIS sleepers....allah lovers....jew killers....
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that is....."got up early in the morning ..flew my apache copter around ..slotted a shed load of ragheads...back home for tea and medals........................AND A PROPER FRY-UP "....type of food
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with holes in them
