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  1. ditchman
    same here.............
  2. ditchman
    an old sausage skin will do..............its called field expediancy.......tried it with clingfilm once ...but suffered dreadfully from "blow back"
  3. ditchman
    Pub grub today lads..............real pototoe chips done in the deep frier...and a packet of Whitby scampi salt&vinegar and tomatoes sauce as well yum yum
  4. ditchman
    they will be hanging around outside places where men work.....and making lewd comments as we go home.... i can put up withthat
  5. ditchman
    he told me he uses a Brillo pad on his ole man..............they call him "the Tipton Tempest"
  6. ditchman
    you need to buy a tongue scraper...........then you will be fine.....watch out for the thrush
  7. ditchman
    are you aroused now ?
  8. ditchman
    chicken madras with sweet potatoe and a boiled egg and loads of spinach
  9. ditchman
    a thing of beauty
  10. ditchman
    you can never have too much dog shit......
  11. ditchman
    it comes and it goes
  12. ditchman
    a turd from anglian water
  13. ditchman
    Wank-a-rama
  14. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    ditchman replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Joanna Lumley..............she is rank...she has a voice like liquid diarohea
  15. ditchman
    good god .....................has the 2nd world war ended yet ?
  16. ditchman
    this is on my bucket list.....i have seen this on here a couple of times...its time i did one myself
  17. ditchman
    cooorrrr i could give all em women one...........all my favourite women in one boat ...it must be xmas.......shame they have missed out Greta thumberge...............and my latest conquest jane macdonald
  18. ditchman
    she looks like my girlfriend Greta Thunberge ....who is feckin georgeous....mis guided but geogeous
  19. ditchman
    nothing like a full sac this time of the year
  20. ditchman
    do i see a hamster sticking out mel ?
  21. ditchman
    one fork food
  22. ditchman
    ooohhhh so random
  23. ditchman
    the greatest lie on earth......"i promise not to cum in your mouth"
  24. ditchman
    thats our Mel ...always thinking of others
  25. ditchman
    It always seems to be Mel ...to ask these very personal questions...........you would be horrified as to the questions he has asked me in the past
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