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ditchman

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  1. Little roasti today....soya sauce on the chick as it goes in the oven...bit of sherry in the gravy...and lemon zest in the stuffing balls
  2. Lowe is a self serving shit.........end of..................he wants to stick to looking after his 38 companies and his cotsworld farm ...and and get the feck out of Norfolk
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    bloody damn right Mel.....also that one where a red head sprays her self everywhere.........well thats a load of bollocxs cause no matter what you spray on a ginger...its going to be like spraying Coco-Chanel on a pig
  4. who changes his nappies ?
  5. the small pies ..you are right what you say ...but the big ones are a different kettle of fish...
  6. im bloody useless when it comes to making pies...and most of the supermarket pies are crap and a con.....but i bought a big one from the co-op and was very surprised ..it was full of meat and very tasty
  7. winter nosh...as the nights are drawing in now..
  8. very slow connecting up
  9. my last meal would proberly be liqidised mince and mash.......fed up my nose as i couldnt chew it.......
  10. i do ....espesially if it belongs to Penny Mordaunt
  11. i had to bin the last three lots of tender stem from Egypt as they tasted acidic and metallic and rank......i think they are fertilizing them with semi treated human sewage as fertilizer prices are so high in Egypt
  12. cheese and onion ....really underated.....especially when you are using fresh pulled sweet onions,,,,,,whick i will eat raw with cheese and salt and pepper...
  13. just spat my coffee out onto the laptop you wicked barstard lol
  14. i will see if i can find my twatting hammer....i know a few old gadges that need softening up
  15. i think its time for me and thee to go off grid and whittle a few spoons....as all the airfriers are going to be redundendant.. now ...where's me ole flint axe....................
  16. im a retired gynaecologist ....i just like to keep my hand in ........
  17. chick peas and red kidney beans
  18. fork food ..chili-con-carnie with loads of beans
  19. they are well "worked" in....did you give 'em the sniff test ?
  20. dont use acrylic..............when it gets humid the photo surface will stick to them......seperate the photos with something that will allow the air to get thro
  21. Premier Inns ...their rooms always smelt like knocking shops........i bet them rooms could tell a story or 2
  22. gave my company credit card a damn good thrashing on brothels....always went under servicing .......god i loved brothels and our cleints did to ...
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