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ditchman

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  1. that is shear beauty..........totally perfect......that is culinary sex on a plate
  2. Stroganoff...for a change with spagattis not noodles..
  3. it were the Gentiles.....they hate them....
  4. Norfolk junk food withe wunderful gravy
  5. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    my stomach churns when i think of saville and cyril smith................all totally avoidable if politics wernt involved......same goes for the rape gangs up north
  6. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Alan Partridge/steve coogan............................a man without any sort of talent
  7. yes ..it would appear so .........
  8. ive been doing a bit of research on wanking ...... the work WANK possibly comes from the Dutch word WANKEN....which means in Dutch "to move back and forth" and it was possibly Phil Collins apearing in Miami Vice using the word WANKER that introduced the word to America
  9. and canned peas..one sausage and one mushroom.....feck me o'rielly
  10. not alot eludes you matey i wish my wanks lasted as long as this thread
  11. pegging is for the deprived...or is it depraved ???
  12. Mel has upped his game and is looking for a deer to wank off......that will certainly give his little legs a work out running it down with a tube of Durol in his hand
  13. i could feign a doggy sort of BARK ...if that would help.........and lick my balls
  14. from what i can remember she banged like a shithouse door in a gale
  15. dogging is a tough life....someone has to do it......power to your elbow Volterol helps
  16. has anyone asked the dog how he feels about this action ?
  17. not anymore ....they have closed it down now...
  18. ive seen her perform on X Hamster
  19. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    she looks rough as feck without her make up
  20. sage and tyne,,,,,,have to give that a go
  21. nearly vedgetarian this food.......and just a couple of little sausages....(i must be turning all queer) put colmans mustard in da cheese sauce CAULIMACCACHEESA
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