Difficult to take a girl home when you live with your mam !
I tried many, many times, but I only managed to smuggle a girl past my mum once, back when I was 15 or 16. It was a memorable night, but I woke up to pandemonium - I had failed to take into account the fact that I shared the bedroom with my brother !
I shared with two brothers and we were always bringing birds back to the room but was a bit of cnut if you wernt the one with the bird and had to listen to them shagging all night and i lost count of the amount of times my mam walked in while i was balls deep.