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mel b

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  1. She has the voice of an angel , and all the grace of a Swan. She would be at home on any operatic stage.
  2. I don't need to go to downing street . They're coming to the fishing competition in August, we'll have a scream . And for your information, anglia rainer has the voice of an angel , and often gets mistaken for a young alma Cogan.
  3. How dare you besmirch such a fine English man as sir kier starmer , and his fine cabinet . Just look at all the good theyve done for our country!!!!
  4. How dare you sir . He's the finest British prime minister since Winston Churchill !!!! .
  5. I'm sure that with your fatherly guidance, they'll all grow up to be fine young men .
  6. I must be honest, I usually grin when I see his posts
  7. You just can't appreciate his massive talent . He's like , elvis , Bowie, ozzy , you won't truly appreciate his huge talent until he's gone.
  8. With lines as hysterically funny as mitre , you don't need a face . The man is a comedy god .
  9. Leave him alone . He's the hunting life's very own les Dawson. He's a comedy genius .
  10. It's only creepy if they don't know you're taking the pics . Next time , just explain that hundreds of rampant and sexually frustrated hunters , would like to judge , them on there looks , and you on your judgement , so could you take a pic to show everyone please. You might also want to explain , that whilst they don't strictly need to be naked , it would definitely help everyone to decide .
  11. A very wise man , with years of working in africa , once told me . No matter what you give to an african . They will eather , eat it , lose it , or steal it.
  12. Never mind creepy . The whole of thl is depending on you .
  13. mel b

    Sad day

    The saddest of days mate.
  14. You've been hard at it as always mate .
  15. mel b

    Arrested

    Not Me. I'm a f***ing angel .
  16. It's any sex offender . It's a word that's just thrown about these days. It comes from the days when you had a cell card , outside your cell door . It would have your name and sentence etc , and NONCE for ( iirc) not on normal curricular exercise . It just meant that the sex offenders didn't go out on the yard with the normal prisoners , because they'd probably get a well deserved beating. Nonce is a really bad word in my book mate..
  17. He's a convicted rapist .
  18. Nope. I've done some dumb shit in my time , and stood in the dock in front of plenty of magistrates and judges , but the thought of standing in the dock in front of some kids parents , that I'd killed while I was drunk , always frightened the shit out of me. I won't get behind the wheel for 24 hours after I've had a drink , yes that's over the top , but it's better than asking myself if it was my fault if the worst ever happened.
  19. I've often wondered . Does it hurt much ? .
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