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paulus

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  1. the malx not working out as planned then
  2. hes been pocketing mcdonalds sauce holders too
  3. no different to what's happening with the fox`s in london
  4. only best porcelain bowls for mine. one can not let standards slip old chap
  5. Do you think there is a difference between getting a Dog bred from 2 working Hancock dogs and a pup from Hancock out of a lining that previously produced workers? Hancock produces working dogs. Fact. Does the fact that the parents are not tested really matter? Yes I do. Worker ..... Is a broad term. If the dogs he produces are shit hot.... And make the grade .....there will be litters out of them..... Each gen should improve on the rest in theory. P.s putting 'fact' after something doesn't make it true. Hancock breeds a f**k ton of dogs and some good men produce working dog
  6. paulus

    Shop Lifting

    supermarkets add a percentage to cover theft to all there prices so infact its not stealing as its already been paid for
  7. My wife said, "How on Earth are we going to use nine percent less gas?" "You can stop burning my f*cking tea for a start." I replied.

    1. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      get her put in her place

    2. bird

      bird

      lol, you down the chippy now lol

  8. by not watching it or advertising it on here perhaps
  9. paulus

    Shop Lifting

    no need to shoplift food the bins out the back are full to the gunnels with free food
  10. ensure it catches then it won't hunt up
  11. So British Gas prices are set to rise by 9%. They must think we've got money to burn. Which is now the cheapest way to heat your house.

  12. rather eat my toenail clippings
  13. years and years ago i was given a collie cross from a member on here, this was a superb daytime bitch but on the lamp she was a nightmare, at the time i was lamping at the back of our estate. there was a grassed area that once was a landfill site, this at night was heaving with rabbits but they were turbo powered on the short grass, this bitch was catch first slip. kill and drop the rabbit and then run off. next morning she would be found either sat on my front doorstep or the mates who gave me her. she was always as fat as a barrell as she would have spent the night raiding all the bin bags o
  14. From my limited understanding of Portuguese child laws, abandonment is only an offence if admitted, hence their no comment answers to the Portuguese police in the early stages of the investigation. They either already new this fact or were advised by someone from very early on. very cool and calculated actions in a time of extreme grief and turmoil. the Portuguese police seem convinced of their guilt, most of the British public given the available facts tend to agree something just does not add up in their version of events but until a breakthrough or new evidence is found then this case is ju
  15. I've just installed CCTV in my downstairs toilet - you can now follow me on shitter!!!

  16. Abso F**king Lutely, mate. As would Any Pest Controller worthy of that name. If you were a GP and I walked in and said; " I have Rabies, Doc. " Would you send me off for shots? We have to confirm activity. You are patently Not in any way shape or form experienced in mundane pest control then. Let alone at the professional level. Okay. We know the score now. we certainly do pete
  17. so you get called out to a local authority house and find no signs but the tenant swears he's seen rats and you would do nothing but walk away telling him he was mistaken?
  18. man has a problem with mice and some hair brained idea how to deal with them that in all likelihood will not end well, local authority will not treat mice for free but will rats, suggestion made perhaps if he saw rats the problem would be solved to the benefit and safety of all concerned
  19. I can't believe anyone would oppose us being self-sufficient in gas for decades - they'd rather we stayed in hock to the Russians and the Arabs ! the investors have already invested in our future energy needs and are counting their returns already, the won't let something like fracking get in the way of that
  20. read the whole thread and the penny might drop
  21. How is it I barely get a signal in my house but terrorists can upload videos from a f*****g cave!

  22. unless it was you who phoned them having no idea between a mouse and a baby rat
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