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Everything posted by paulus
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I was sittin in a pub in town last night .... A woman sneezed and her glass eye flew out right into my hand ...... I walked over to her .. and quietly said ..... I think this belongs to you ..... She thanked me .... and offered me back to her house ....... She gave me the greatest sex I had ever experienced ..... So I asked her..... Are you like this with every guy you meet ?? She replied .... no .... Just the one that catch my f****n eye
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I met the same lass once and when she asked me if wanted some sex i said "yeah would'n i" she just fecking slaped me.
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do you use that eye for taking pictures?
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Got an 'Eye' for the lady's then, Blinding joke,
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