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  2. paulus
    needs a price to conform with forum rules
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    to solve the jumping into the motor bit just feed him in the car, place his food bowl in there and he will soon get the idea, at 8 months he is still learning, when the chase is on he will soon learn the fastest way to get past an obstacle,
  4. paulus
    better dead than months spent chewing its own arse off,
  5. paulus

    In 1814 Women had no rights. In 1914 Women fought for some rights. In 2014 Women are always f*cking right.

    1. bird

      bird

      lol

  6. paulus
    You'd know mate with them trotters. unfortunately mine are self inflicted
  7. paulus
    if the dogs got short tendons and lax ligaments then nothing short of surgery will change that
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    the 6 toes gives them away though
  9. paulus
    intersting read http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-26025763
  10. paulus
    get the fook off there do you have permission to be here do you race them greyhounds
  11. paulus
    it will need a price i am affraid
  12. paulus
    was it a hawk moth
  13. paulus
    if theres trophy's being handed out keep lab well away
  14. paulus

    I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the expectation was unbearable. It seemed to take forever but eventually there she was, stood beside me. I gave her a cheeky wink and said, " Get that fooking trolley over here fatty, they're doing 3 cases of Harp for the price of 2".......

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      brilliant hahahah

    2. MoChara

      MoChara

      best one ive heard by far lol (hate to say it)

  15. paulus
    10am first weekend in july round stabba`s
  16. paulus
    just me who needs the men in white coats then
  17. paulus
    had to Google what half them words meant
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    i was making a donation
  20. paulus
    mines been through the wars as you know, but i made the decision as long as he wants to go and can manage an hour or two a day he can keep coming,
  21. paulus
    beware of the dog sign was up of cause did he make any noises or try to enter the property
  22. paulus
    are they still working ? one is and daily too, the other is now our canine garbage disposal
  23. paulus
    get the dog jabbed strait away lol
  24. paulus
    depends on the situation and where it happened
  25. paulus
    Sexy mutha fucka :laugh: i take after me mother if i had ever seen her, i was that ugly as a baby i was a body double on the pg tips chimp adverts
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