I was just thinking of commenting on a thread about londoners but I have only been to London once in my life.
(discounting two marches)
went to the science museum, a pub and a curry house, got pissed, stayed at a mates flat. rode about on the tube a bit and went home the next day, spent two days picking black bogeys out of my nose afterwards.
anyway I have watched a couple of episodes of Eastenders, a few of the aoorentice, some bingo adverts with Barbara Windsor on them, a football hooligan film and that new film about the Krays so I reckon by now I am pretty much an expert.