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Status Updates posted by Blackbriar
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A policeman stops a Muslim,who's leading a cow down the street and asks him where he's going. "I am taking it home to keep in my house",says the Muslim. "What about the shit,the flies and the smell?"asks the copper. The Muslim replies "She'll just have to get used to it!"
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My son's teacher phoned today and said "Your son sprayed 'All Muslims are cnuts' " on the school gates. I said I didn't believe her, but she said "I saw him do it - you know what this means,don't you?". I said "Of course - it means I owe him a tenner!"
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More than230 people died in the Pakistan earthquake last night. The smell of the bodies is said to be "appalling" - and it will only get worse now they're dead !
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haha
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lol
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lol
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Following the Kenyan massacre,armed terrorists have stormed the streets of Bradford,shooting anyone who isn't a Muslim. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 6.
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Had to take my best mate to the vet this afto - his dog had to go on 'the long walk'. Gutted for the bloke
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It's true that 'once you've had black,you'll never go back'. I got engaged to a black girl and now my family have disowned me !!
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What do you call a smiling black man ? Snigger !
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dbl haha
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Roflmao
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lol
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2black guys talking. One says "After sex with a white woman, do you ever get teary-eyed?" . His mate says "All the time - I think it's the pepper spray !"
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lol
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lol
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spat my beer!
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I said to my wife, "Can we swap positions tonight?" She said, "Great idea! You stand by the sink, and I'll sit on the sofa, farting all night!"
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Just back from a week's fishing . Not so much as a bite ! Why do I bother ??
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I couldn't catch a cold most of the time !!
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A week without a bite time to give up pal lol
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try putting a hook on lol
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I picked up a packet of Tampax for the wife earlier. I don't get embarrassed buying them, but she says they're not a 'proper' present!
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A woman went to the doctor, complaining of stomach pains.He examined her and said "You'll need to get used to sleepless nights,with bouts of crying and nappy changing". "Why? Am I pregnant?" she asks. "No" says the doctor"You've got bowel cancer!" (Do you think that one's a bit much?)
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It's only a joke...if you don't like it,don't laugh!!
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members on here have lost loved ones due to cancer
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So have I - that has no bearing on the joke!
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What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt!!
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What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a food mixer? I haven't got a food mixer in the boot of my car !
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What's the difference between a fridge and a gay fella? the fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out!
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My wife said I should get our son ready for his first day at school - so Ipunched him in the face and took his lunch money!
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Tip for some of the young ladies I've seen today. Don't wear a crop-top if your belly goes flop-flop!!
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It's close but my belly still doesn't go out past my tits
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I must confess that my belly does indeed go out past my tits!The shame of it!
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its all gone tits up lol
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Went for my regular check-up today,and they insisted on a rectal examination. Do you think I should change my dentist?
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Ramadan - putting the 'slim' back into Muslim!
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My old Dad (god rest him)was fond of the odd racist joke
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Come to think of it, how is only stuffing your gob at night classed as 'fasting'?
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Is that what they do??? F**king Hell! I only eat at night ~ am I a muslim? Chips and pork chops. Do I qualify? LOL!
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