I'll tell you a true story, Born. Every time I go into town, my day gets a bit stranger.........
I took the car to be washed yesterday. Nice bunch of Romanian lads - work hard, job well done, fair price.
A flashy low-slung Mercedes pulled in behind me, hippety-,hop blaring out. The Romanians obviously knew him, as they all exchanged fist bumps with him. Anyway, I'm standing off to one side, having a quick vape, and the fella comes over and stand next to me - big black fella, muscles in his spit. Just out of social nicety I said "Nice car pal."...........and when he started tal