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Blackbriar

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  1. Blackbriar

    God

    These are definitely NOT eye - witness accounts, mate. The Bible has been re-written countless times over the centuries, with parts removed, added and altered to suit the agenda of those doing the re - writing. . So (just for instance ) 'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass' or 'ox' or 'wife', depending on which account you happen to read !
  2. Blackbriar

    God

    how many have their children christened as a standard thing rather than for what its actually intended for. personally i never had either of my lads christened as i am not religious, preferring to let them make their own minds up when they understand what it means, now to me i am respecting religion by doing this even though i dont follow it in any shape or form, where as allowing gay marriage in a church against what the bible teaches to me is disrespecting the religion. A good point well made, P ! I'll give you that one .
  3. I'm about to make my first set - up using looped bands (Dankung 1745) - I've only ever used flats in the past. What's the best way to attach the pouch ? My first thought is 'constrictor knot' of course, but I believe there's a way using a small cut - off section of the tubing fed over the band to hold it in place (am I making sense ?). Thoughts, gentlemen ? Cheers BB
  4. Blackbriar

    God

    no MG I just attracted my first religious nut last night an thought id get a bit sport out him religous nut, ammm dont think so, but just because i dont agree with what he done makes me a religious nut in your eyes. feck moi id hate to see what your thoughts are on the rc church or kinkora. its just wrong. he was born with meat n 2 veg not a chris akabusi, he getting married next. tell the truth you get the booze in ye youd be onions deep in him i am not the slightest bit religious but dont believe that gay marriage should ever have been allowed in a church, the good book says
  5. Turfing ? 12.40 am !! Too much free time mate !
  6. He is credited with 'preventing World War 3', when he refused an order to fire on Russian troops in Kosovo................AND he just got engaged to the Duke of Wellington's grand - daughter !
  7. Blackbriar

    God

    Think he ment oh my f***ing god!!! Or maybe "Jesus Christ !"
  8. Blackbriar

    God

    I think there's a few here who would feel better if they accepted the love of Jesus into their hearts..............
  9. Not particularly a fan, but I've seen him on TV and he has one characteristic that I think more people should have - he doesn't take himself too seriously !
  10. Thanks in advance.... http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/111446435/adult-trike.html
  11. Here's one for the 3 word story - 'great joke removed !"

    1. jeppi26

      jeppi26

      Fooking joke mate benny c liked it tho lol

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      I even toned it down so as not to upset the censors !

    3. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      No derogatory comments,no threats,no abuse,no swearing.So.......

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  12. Christ ! You wouldn't want to wake up next to that !
  13. I've met him a few times, and he was always a bit of a woman !
  14. Go tell the long-tongued liar. Go tell the midnight rider. Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back-biter ..........

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Tell 'em that God's gonna cut them down !

    2. walshie

      walshie

      Where's the "blank expression" smiley? lol

    3. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      @God's gonna cut you down' - Johnny Cash. YouTube it - 5hit hot !

  15. HW 97, surely ? (Unless I've missed another 'in - joke' ? )
  16. The only gays that bother me are the ones who confuse 'funny' and 'bitchy' ! Otherwise, no worries .........................
  17. HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So what's so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY: It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener
  18. Nice to see you're keeping up with us, mate !
  19. Lance was just the high - profile scapegoat, in my opinion. One of this year's main contenders is Alberto Contador, who has been kicked off the Tour TWICE, after failing routine tests...........................
  20. I was going to have a go at that parkour, free - running , but ......................
  21. Wonder how today's players would fare against the likes of Billy Bremner, Graham Souness or 'Chopper' Harris ?
  22. Allotments attract rats and pigeons - speak to the Chairman, or whoever's in charge.
  23. There's a few here who need to turn over a new leaf ....... even if it means going against the grain.
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