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low plains drifter

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  1. It's more hoppy than owt else mate, strong after taste of hops
  2. A change is as good as a rest You know?
  3. Cowboy with no legs = low down bum
  4. Two Bob bits? Chit your duds? CIRCA 1:18
  5. Penda, aka "El Hor" the noble one?
  6. Prison issue Akitas only come in the crapenese variety
  7. The only cell mates you're going to get are a Japanese Akita and 28 stone of kebab meat Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
  8. I'm not supping Deet, Old Spice or stay at home for me, Lonsdale vest or not
  9. The Clegs are on my side now I've built up immunity
  10. We'll have to emigrate at this rate mate, but for now I've got the sausage and chips on here
  11. Pull your duds up. Once they hear about your antics you'll be cornholed left, far right and centre
  12. Big wet tongues lapping at the bin
  13. Asda you say? I wonder if they've got footage of Big Andy devouring an entire cooked chicken as they done their shopping, don't know where he put the empty greasy paper bag, could have concealed it behind the super noodles I suppose
  14. Felling a big leaner and some thinning
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