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low plains drifter

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  1. Ah Monkey Take me to your leader
  2. I knew a case who used to be straight onto them for a crisis loan when he ran out of rocky soaps, some buggers know how to play the game
  3. Introducing the all new Sludge skimmer This seasons must have
  4. The old adage ' A sand slug in the wrong hands can be a dangerous thing '
  5. I've seen them as a campervan conversion Does that count?
  6. This reminds me Some people inherit money and mansions Others varicose veins and dandruff
  7. He'll be reet, I hear he's got a loyal team to carry on his line of lurcher tumblers whilst he's having a breather
  8. This reminds me of a few year ago on a pre work training course a sturdy Doris took her boots off and left them on the table during break time when we all came back for the second half the room stunk of something resembling a putrifying boiled ham, anyway this Herman Munster esque creature was the inhabitant of a caravan and was partial to roast swan amongst other roadkill
  9. Look at the dead hedge on this Dep, get out and cut some branches, and make a dead hedge then we can compare dead hedges You know?
  10. A dead hedge creates instant habitat, the wrens and robins are straight in, and letting a bit more light in
  11. Chilli beef is worth a try, with boiled rice, or jacket potatoes and cheese, but it looks like you're doing well enough already mate
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