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low plains drifter

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  1. Thought you were talking about big Bolo lol, you live some life kidder, used to love all these films when I was a kid, used to go to old Leos video shop, and he'd ask are these for your brother?, as we were under age lol
  2. Come to the camp Forgot the pans Lots of peppers Brought 18 cans Had to do a one pot meal Hear the spill On the plate Waste of Pataks I feel the attack Last minute thing Wanted to do the garden I'm blowing off Had no food Beg my pardon Pans on the bench Contain my spork The obligatory titanium What rhymes with titanium Found a teaspoon Wigwam upside down Over cooked chicken Under cooked onions Got no mushrooms Owls sounding off shortly I'll be sitting
  3. Note the brace of authentic Lucas terriers on the working terrier calendar Circa 1988
  4. Have you got any seasoning over there?
  5. Take that big saluki bred dick and hunt the last tenants down, kick their hoops so hard they feel like they're wearing turtleneck jumpers, and make them wax the wood grain galore
  6. Blasphemer Leave the wood grain on show, apply wax if you must I'll hoof your hoop so hard you'll feel like you're wearing a turtleneck jumper Scally
  7. Have you still got the two frying pans?
  8. 15,000 litres of diesel was robbed locally I hear the night Watchman noticed the syphoning pipe, but assumed some allotmenter was helping themselves to a gallon for their greenhouse heater It's a gas
  9. Garage up here were bending people over for £1.91 a litre for diesel Looking to get me a summer rig
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