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low plains drifter

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  1. I wouldn't fancy stumbling over soggy boggy undulating Northumbrian pasture in a pair of Magnums, sooner reap the benefits of the barefoot revolution, and if this Australian antiques dealer come Jeweller doesn't come up with my Chinese Lowas some time soon I might have to get a shimmy on You know?
  2. They're lucky not to have gotten flattened felling a tree like that in the dark
  3. The other month Scott at work pointed out my man boobs, I've noticed them today and with all this 167 genders these days was wondering what happens if I wake up one day and I've got new acquisitions in the form of a proper pair of Pamelas?
  4. It's a sickener, they're talking about new shoots that will grow from the stump, but that'll be no good, I reckon grind the stump, and replace with an English Oak, one that's already a decent size, got to look forward
  5. I hear he was a woodland trust apprentice that was sacked earlier in the week
  6. I bought a painting from John J Kerr of Steel Rigg with Crag Lough, he was telling me about the time he was in a small rowing boat on the Lough, and some clowns were lobbing big stones into the water around him, he said " They could have killed me, I wish I'd had my shotgun"
  7. You're a great leveller Mack
  8. He was walking, his mask was a bit red mind
  9. No Mack, according to my bank statement I've been bent over by some none existent Australian Jeweller or other, I'll have to get down to the bank and get them on the case
  10. It's a bit of a sickener, seems strange though a sixteen year old felling a tree of that size and weight, either a farm lad, or some skilled student arborist, I remember Andy Wardle the wild camper mentioning the Oak tree at Sycamore Gap, could be something in that
  11. The late great Marvin Hagler summed it up when he advised Freddie Flintoff when he was talking about taking up professional boxing after a successful career in cricket, quote- do boxing first
  12. I haven't bothered with them since new years day, had to cut my walk short and head back, felt like going barefoot they were chewing me, strange fit they are
  13. Top flight longdog Shooting news and crazy parachute bred?
  14. A drove of hares in the pasture tonight, good to see the population returning
  15. Entice him with an oak bark tanned partridge collaboration
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