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Malt

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  1. I've got it recorded. Me and the Mrs were planning on watching it tonight, but no f*****g need now. Cheers for that! lol Sorry mate, should have used spoiler tags! You could see it coming though eh?
  2. Don't click unless you've seen the latest episode...
  3. She'll flog me if I come back with a kit..
  4. My grandad had to suffer both mustard gas and pepper spray during WW2. He's now a seasoned veteran..

    1. PIL

      PIL

      I see , that's where walshie left his book. Thank fook your starting work on Friday.Hahahaha

    2. walshie

      walshie

      For once I have to agree with PIL.

    3. Malt
  5. Please don't bring any spare kits Kev, they're a weakness..
  6. Whys everything gotta be so complicated on here? Why can't one man ask another man a question and him answer it without every Tom, Dick or Harry piling in? It wouldn't happen down the pub. Only on THL... Do you question every stranger you meet in a pub on what they're saying and cast doubt on it when they reply? You want to ask someone a direct question without anybody else commenting on it do it via PM, simple.
  7. Went on the ferry with a load of blokes from work when I was apprentice, we were pissed getting off the ferry and one of the boys had a box full of beer getting off the boat in Rosslaire. He ran past the border guards with it shouting "I've got a bomb".. It didn't go down to well! He apologised and gave them all a tin of lager and all was forgiven! That was the best part of 20 years ago mind, he'd probably be locked up these days..
  8. Pointless cleaning this thread up now, but in the future I'll be keeping an eye on any threads posted by IWW.. What is it with some members who constantly feel the need to belittle and look for angles when other members regularly post about going out and doing a bit? The man is making no claims about huge bags, bigging his dog up to start a breeding empire or anything, he's just sharing his days out which is what forums like these are meant to be about.. What's so hard to believe about a man going out and killing a few rabbits with a whippet?
  9. How do these kids even find shit like that funny?? They seem to think adding 'it was a joke' after anything they do that causes upset will make it all right.. Shit like this is why I think teenagers at a certain stage of development ain't ready for social media. They're still developing their social skills, learning what's acceptable and what's not by gauging the reactions of the people they're talking to face to face. They don't get that online from behind a screen..
  10. Malt

    Dear Malt

    Am I allowed too PTS i prefer the term humanly despatched..... Just tried what malt said now so you have tied her up and going to the pub..... probably not the best thing to admit on the internet..... Should be ok as long as he's gagged her as well.. Should have maybe mentioned that in my first post..
  11. Malt

    Dear Malt

    You could try a bit of bondage mate.. Couple of candles, pull the curtains, etc. Tie her up on the bed nice and tight then feck off down the pub for a few hours..
  12. Aye the kind of place that women used to be banned from!
  13. For someone who 'lost touch with football' a few posts back you seem to have knowledge of an awful lot of stats from recent years Hutch!
  14. Nice! Took the kids to feed the ducks on Saturday, there was about 4 mallard drakes following this pair about the place there on the pond we went to. Horny buggers! Wife was bollocking them, f**k I was laughing!
  15. It's well documented about players wasting their best years at Chelsea when they started hoovering up talent to stop them going elsewhere. They were all good enough for first team football elsewhere..
  16. Exactly, I don't particularly care about stuff like what colour the wallpaper on the walls is!
  17. He does now but he didn't to begin with. 150 home games undefeated in a row and a trophy every year pretty much. I'd say he has his pick of teams to manage. Porto ain't exactly a small team in Portugal.. Funny how fate turns out.. The thinking at Chelsea before they appointed him was that whoever won the CL final that year would be approached to be the next Chelsea manager with funds available that were unheard of at the time. It was between Mourinho at Porto and Deschamps at Monaco IIRC.. Porto won the final and Mourinho was selected. That Porto even got through to the final against Uni
  18. I find the trick is to let them think they're the ones calling most of the shots! Delegate the best part of the mundane, day to day decisions to them and reserve the important ones for yourself. Make it known you don't often put your foot down, but when you do, it's damn well staying down!
  19. Start work on Friday! :D

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Nice one , good to hear your back up on your feet, hope all goes well mate .

    2. R.A.W

      R.A.W

      Nice one bud .

    3. walshie

      walshie

      Enterprise Tractor Rental?

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  20. Malt

    Stoping Smoking

    Still not as many harmful chemicals as fags put down there.. There's not a lot of other stuff in there either. No ones saying they are good for you or completely benign, they are certainly better for you than the fags are though.
  21. Don't think he was asking for advice, just looking for some solidarity from his fellow men!
  22. They moan when you're away from home too much, they moan when you're around the house too much - just face it, they moan no matter what you do so just carry on doing it I say! As long as you're doing your share of shit round the house and helping out with the kids she can't say too much..
  23. did you win the contract to paint it gte Yeah.. When it was first built..
  24. Can't see Chelsea winning it. Maureen-o has gone to every length to undermine his teams achievements in the league this year, slagging his players off in public, etc. He don't want to win the league, he wants to miss out to strengthen his case for a load of new players over the summer.
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