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  1. Mine do that , I put it down to cheap cotton as opposed to a fat arse ...and to many full English ..nice write up Matt ..
  2. But they won’t know it’s only the four leaf ones that are worth anything.....oooppppssss me and my big mouth
  3. GL your a fcuking legend ...that wants some swallowing at 9 o’clock in the morning ..when I used to go down there it was for a cockle tea in the afternoon , you must have the digestive system of a crocodile..
  4. Rabid has a lucrative business selling four leaf clovers , he can often be seen on his hands and knees with his scissors and plastic bag going about his work ..
  5. It was a miracle...there was my old lady with a filthy cold and feeling shite at the start of the game , but by half time her runny nose and cough had stopped and ten minutes from the end she was belting out the Flower of Scotland and highland flinging around the barn ....who would have thought a game of rugby was a cure for the common cold ..just got to get the timing right every ten years ..we’ll played the jocks ...
  6. Tika t3lite s/syn in 6.5 x55 ..Swarovski 2.5 _10 x56 ir .a.tec maxim 129 gr home load ..it’s the gun of choice for everything I shoot Ted from foxes to all the species of deer on my menu ..
  7. These are the good days Les , plenty of times you come home with nothing ....
  8. A&E ...? ..If it’s a big un forget A&E your straight to the morgue...
  9. Had an early start with a mate of mine , cold crisp northerly breeze , heavy frost .It turned into one of those days where everything stopped to look instead of running ..two doe’s, yearling and two buck fawns paid the price .I’ll finish the doe’s at the end of the month , I’ve never been a fan of march doe’s ....the youngsters are destined for the freezer ..
  10. That’s why Walshie fcuked of to Wales , no flies on that old boy ...
  11. 32 years ....taking Warboys as an example the sick bastar d will be back on the net in half that time ..he’s an oxygen thief that needs his supply disconnecting ...
  12. It was ten past eight in the morning and we were having breakfast not just talking about it ... , That’s an old ploy , start a fight , pretend to be disabled and get chucked out before your round , slippery b.stard .
  13. You should have joined us in Wetherspoons , I tried ringing Walshie but I recon he’d turned his phone of in case he got cornered , Rabid never showed but we see his 17 kids , in laws and the bin men they seemed to be enjoying themselves at the air guns ..
  14. Nice breakfast GL , what did you have for lunch . ? ....
  15. .....this could cost him a tidy few quid ...I’m there around 8 ...
  16. How long after the £2 BILLION a year game rearing industry is destroyed will it take the Labour / Anti brigade to turn there attentions on the rough shooting / small Shoot ..probably before the ink is dry ...Anyone nieve enough to think the Labour Party will be happy until all field sports are stopped needs to get there head tapped ..Hunting with hounds / dogs was first , driven shooting ( grouse , pheasant / partridge/duck ) is there next goal and after that make no mistake any form of shooting / Hunting will be in there sights ..Once ALL forms of Hunting with dog and gun are finished what
  17. And as sure as you don’t go will be the time every pig & yote in sask does ..
  18. No mate I’ve not had the temerity to put myself on the free table , if I can sort out a couple of things tomorrow I’ll try and get up Saturday..you going ?
  19. I definitely definitely wasn’t going , until half hour ago now I might be , luckily the tortoise eat all the lettuce and we run out of Brillo pads ...
  20. That’s some breakfast mate ..
  21. ..I’m off now to scrub my mouth with a Brillo pad and then administer six lashes across my forskin with a cold wet lettuce leaf ..... .......
  22. Need to watch out for that yellow snow mate ..
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