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Astanley

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  1. Funny how this internet lark gets you ,I have never met Gnasher, don't know him from Adam ,but when I saw the trouble on the telly my first thought was ...I hope young gnash is OK .. Strange thing the t.interweb.
  2. Be interesting how this ends ,they seem convinced its him ,but maybe he's just a weirdo .
  3. Watchi g it ,,,what a strange character
  4. The F B I have labelled him "The Panda " Shoots fruits and leaves
  5. Great performance , well in Wales
  6. As his mate or "the responsible adult " as we call you ,can you have a word and ask him not to spoil this thread.many thanks .
  7. Would to me ,I would have some serious grovelling to do ,otherwise its down below for me .
  8. If its a ,who is the new David Icke contest ,surely Max is in with a shout .
  9. I enjoyed it ,thought the bear attack scene was incredible .
  10. Wow a beautiful litter ,obviously well reared with great breeding ,you could close your eyes ,reach in grab one and I reckon you would still be on a winner .
  11. True story , My mate had obviously told his wife to apologise to me ,a few weeks later I am shopping with the wife in asda and we bump into her "sorry for pooing in the taxi " then walked away ,I had a great afternoon explaining it all to my missus
  12. Not a believer myself ,but there are times when I wish I was . Sometimes I am envious of peace of mind a belief in a deity must bring to those who are lucky enough to believe.
  13. Go on Tomos wild camping thread ,look at the photo of him .....now tell me there is a god
  14. Years ago while working the door I spotted a mates wife looking proper pissed leaving the club ,so I stayed with her til I got a local cabbie who I knew and trusted to take her home ,twenty minutes later he comes back covered in shit ,turns out she had somehow squatted on the passenger seat and took a shit on him ,I calmed him down and told him I would zee her husband next day to get him a few Bob ,valet ,loss of earnings new clobber etc ,so next day I goes to see the husband and tactfully as I could explained the situation ,he just sighed ,gave me a good bung and apologizes for the cabbie and
  15. Sounds good ugly ,where did you get the crab pots from mate ?any photos of them ?
  16. Saturday was into town and shoplift anything that wasn't nailed down for us .
  17. Astanley

    Blackpool

    Rhyl and Blackpool two complete shitholes ,Llandudno and Southport are decent places for family days out .
  18. I remember kushty asking a similar question about which side of the hedge it was legal to shit on.
  19. There have been many ,many great fighters over the years and its fun to argue and compare records ,opponents etc but for me the crucial question is ,did they redefine the sport ,did they bring something to the table that the sport had never seen before ? Only two fighter meet this criteria in my own very humble opinion ,and its no surprise that young Gnasher has mentioned them both .
  20. As hairy as a pitman's arse .
  21. Would you not put Maradona in that list ?......personally i wouldnt but ive never quite known if its venomous poison towards the little c**t or simply because he,s not as good as those names. Its not a list of the best ever Gnash ,just a few who (to me )had that special something on top of talent ,that magnetism that makes everyone around them look up to them ,they naturally have a way about them that makes them special ,no posing ,posturing ,tantrums from these people ...just class
  22. As in life some players just have that something extra ,that special touch of class about them that sets them apart ,and I don't just mean talent ,I mean that indescribable touch of something special ,Eusabio ,Beckenbaur,Moore ,de Stephanio ,Puskas Defoe ....etc ,but Pele took it one step further ,a once in a lifetime player .
  23. "Good player " !!! Talk about damming with faint praise ,that's like saying DaVinci was a decent all rounder ,that Michaelangelo could do a bit of chiseling ,that Vemeer was OK at painting . Pele was so much better than good ,he transcended the game of football .he was poetry ,a wonderful sight on the pitch ,a perfect mix of athleticism ,balance ,skill and vision,with an unselfishness and work ethic of a Sunderland miner ,he was so far ahead of his time it was surreal . I got to see him play when I was a boy ,and 50 years later its still one of my favourite memories of football .
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