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Astanley

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  1. An early walk in the morning dew A slow walk home with a rabbit or two An afternoon in the vegetable patch The radio tuned to the football match A pint of stout ,a cold game pie A faithful dog waiting to catch your eye A warm log fire ,a leather bound book A comfortable chair in the inglenook And now its time to hit the hay Your dog and you ...the perfect day .
  2. My dog missed a rabbit . she should of got it So I took the twat home .and then shot it .
  3. Many thanks to Ken who went "above and beyond " to help me out when I needed it ,thanks again Ken ,I owe you .
  4. Maybe some have suffered clinical depression but don't want to broadcast it on t,interweb .
  5. Spot on ,before I slag someone off I walk a mile in their shoes ,that way Im a mile away and got a new pair of wheels .
  6. I am fluent in Arabic ,and that's fake ,the top one translates as " DB rules OK " the others are about how ,ard the Baghdad massive are ,and the airport one says "Tuesdays and Fridays are jihadi free days " Your welcome .
  7. 1 could be anyone on here ,the place is full of cage fighting ,super hard ,karate faced ,kick boxing ,pad punching killers . 2 .could be anyone on here ,the place is full of Bear Gryll ,David Attenborough ,Cherokee ,super hunter survival experts . 3.could be anyone on here ,the place is full of world renowned authorities on any subject from theology ,race ,politics right through to the best movies to watch on a wet Wednesday afternoon .
  8. To a sane person it may seem selfish ,but for the poor f****r suffering depression he's doing everyone a favour ,he has no self esteem ,no ego ,no sense of worth ,the thought that anyone would be upset or even notice his death is alien to him . A last minute intervention could just kindle the thought that he matters ,that with help he might be worthwhile ,its a no brainer ,everyone should offer a helping hand to those who need it .
  9. DONT DO IT KEN ,,pick the phone up ,I'm here for you mate .
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    I wouldn't be worried her not taking after just one tie ,some bitches even when they are standing are not at their most fertile ,assuming the dog is proven and hadn't been with any other bitches for a day or two previous ,try her again but spread out a few matings for the full window when she is standing ,you can also purchase wipes which will tell you when she is at her most fertile .
  11. I'm loath to call anyone a grass without definate proof..but..sometimes the circumstantial evidence becomes so compelling that I can understand people pointing the finger .
  12. This is a strange place sometimes .
  13. Bosun won't like that ,he's a bluenose ! ,expect some warning points .
  14. Jo Riley would like to point out that he has had his teeth done (in nick ) since that photo was taken .
  15. BGD says magpies (which are half white ) are statistically just as likely to carry knives also the tag was put on by a white ,right wing ,racist ,brexit supporting oppressive judicial system that stereotypes birds of a certain colour.
  16. I wouldn't accuse someone of being a nonce without being sure beyond doubt ,so I personally ,without the macho crap ,would say it to his or any other face I knew was a nonce .
  17. Your type have been legal for 50 years now ,I don't begrudge you if you want to celebrate .
  18. made my day reading that .?
  19. I think either Max Schmeling or Max Baer did too (I'll be corrected if I'm wrong !), but I haven't seen anything that says Connie McGregor has ever boxed at any level - don't get me wrong, I'm sure he can look after himself, but Mayweather is no ordinary fighter. He's getting on a bit now, I know, but all the same..... I was using the Raddamacher thing as an example of the depths the boxing governing bodies will sink to sometimes ,not justifying the match ,a decent amateur would beat Macgregor in the ring ,its shameful .
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