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Astanley

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  1. Apparently its people of colour this week ,coloured people is SO last week .
  2. Greg Clarke the chairman of the FA has resigned ,( nope I never heard of him either )but reading it on the bbc website I was warned that the report contained offensive language .......not language that some may find offensive but the real deal offensive stuff ...bit disappointed that the offensive term he used was " coloured footballers ".....even wishy washy ,sit on the fence ,tolerant ,old fashioned liberal types like me must wonder....where the fuk was my brain for the last thirty years ?
  3. We may be talking at cross purposes mate ,,I believe that setting someone a simple task and then watching how they go about it ,will give you an insight of that man's character ...I don't know anything about business or hiring people but if I was looking for a trustworthy chap ,then no I wouldn't hire the Hoover man ,but if for some reason I needed the services of ruthless ,to the point ,no fukn about with me ,maverick type ,then he may be in with a shout .
  4. But by breaking the rules ,he is preferred by some ,and wouldn't be suitable for some ,the analogy works .
  5. The person who goes for the Hoover I the innovater ,the out of the box thinker ,...by saying this is the fella you prefer ,it proves the analogy works .
  6. It's not a coincidence that heart and hearth stem from the same root word .
  7. I like the sweeping the floor analogy ,it is a bit like people watching ,some people do it meticulously ,and are thorough ,some people try shortcuts or innovation to make it easier ,some get really artistic and want to do it with style and some will do a half arsed job some will work fast some will work slow and every other difference you can think of it can tell you about a person's character ,all you have to do is watch .
  8. I always wondered how Gail folds her bed sheets
  9. Ricky ,you keep yourself safe mate ,you seem a decent fella .
  10. It's funny cos your a c**t .
  11. If you was my manager you would be lying unconscious with a broken jaw in a puddle of your own piss ,you absolute bell end
  12. Kill em all and keep the money
  13. That's what I was thinking
  14. It would be a good fight for Chisora ,not so good for Allen ,the lad is already on his way to being punchy ,I wouldn't want to see him getting beat up just for my entertainment .
  15. Now is the winter of our discontent ,made glorious summer by this son of York ..the best opening of a play ever !
  16. I have just phoned her ,she says it's a load of crap
  17. Agreeing with a government policy doesnt make me a Tory or far right mate .
  18. I think the point jukebox is making ( I may be wrong ) is that what is called a ' nanny state ' can work and is infact desirable . I tend to equate it with the over protective mother ,who lets her son stay at home ,she feeds ,clothes and generally looks after him ,til he's in his forties ,and it's too late for him to be any use to himself ,his family or society ....it does nobody any good in the end .
  19. I owned a Plummer ,the worst three years of my life ,absolutely hated the fuking thing .
  20. Got to be honest ,those horrible ,lycra wearing twats with their snitch cameras have turned me into a frothing at the mouth ,incoherent divvy once or twice .
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