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    I loved Shearer as a player but he can be a boring so and so when he pontificates after games. Think he's taken over The Alan Hansen doom and gloom spot. Lighten up ffs.
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    There's lads local to me who race at both tracks. All local tracks have closed. A bloke I know recently had a litter from his brood bitch. He works on the roads, so he's not exactly rich. He told me the pups were for sale, two grand each. I thought he was bullshitting me. But I looked on Greyhound Data and there they were. He sold them in a fortnight. So there's still pockets of interest and people willing to pay for a lot for their hobby.
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    Pretty sure Sunderland track still operates. With so few tracks left, you'd think the number of retired greyhounds could be rehomed. Every second dog owner is keen to tell you their dog is a rescue. Seems like the British public is on a mission to get brownie points for rescuing dogs or becoming a vegan. Rather than adopting Spanish galgos or Romanian semi feral Street dogs the moral crusaders should put our own greyhounds first. I was happy to re_ home a laid back, graceful greyhound. But the boss woman insisted on a whippet.
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    Cheers mate. Yep me holding the cake before it fell.
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    Harry Corbett.
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    You are that's a dog and not the hair which accumulates in the shower plug?
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    I wonder at what point they decided they were so insulted that they should attack with axes, a metal pole, a sledgehammer and fire a fookin gun? Some on -the -edge people out there. Must be looking at ten to twelve years each surely?
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    https://youtube.com/shorts/kij_72XRFH8?si=W0rpNbmHVoykxIsZ
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    Aye me too. Listening to the skylark singing his heart out is good for the soul.
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    I love the way Robins always follow you, especially in hard weather. I always think they must have been doing this for centuries before the industrial age when we all worked on the land. In hard weather I always take some seed to drop on my walks. You can bet your life Mr Robin is there first.
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    The camera caught the cake I was drunkenly holding just before it slid onto the floor. But we ate it anyway. That's another story we can add to our hilarious stories for the future.
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    Yep. Really good. My mate went overboard with the drink and I had to lend him a staff/ stick to walk home with. Even then he took a wrong turn and he and his Mrs had a " domestic" on the way home.lol The stories were even funnier than I expected them to be. They seem to get better the more times we tell them. All the miracles happened just as I predicted.
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    Looking forward to the photo.
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    https://youtube.com/shorts/nzrVYmVmftU?si=U9cfQPzFfIDk92c3 Here you go mate. Some dogs will clamp their teeth shut. You than have to prise the mouth open and shove the pill as far back down the throat as you can .The dog then has no choice but to swallow. Especially if you hold the head up and stroke its throat.
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    Banks of snowdrop are out in full bloom. Rooks are building and squabbling.Male blackies are fighting. Definite Spring light in the mornings.
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    I'm celebrating joint 75th birthdays with my mate and wives tonight. I will start with a couple of pints of guinness. Then a miracle happens. I well pee out ten pints of urine even though I've drunk only two. Only men of a certain age can perform this miracle. I guarantee at least 6 visits to the bathroom. I can also guarantee we will tell jokes and relate stories we have told many times before. But find them f****n hilarious. This too is miraculous. Old age does not come alone. You younger lads, don't be impatient. Your time to perform the miraculous will arrive soon enough.
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    It's strange how people focus on a spectacular accident like this, me included. But worldwide its estimated that 150,000 people die every day. Except for the families involved, in the scale of things this is nothing. Even if it's terror related. But we will speculate for ever on this incident. Thought for the day. I'm collecting my coat.
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    It's absolutely mind blowing what has happened. I honestly didn't think people could be so predatory and evil. It's so shocking I've feel like I've been a naive kid all my life. I thought I'd seen it all, but this is another level. Sub human behaviour.
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    Wow, that 3 men's grub. Jumbo portion.
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    That's me bottom left. Serious young Shawaddy Waddy recruit for the Catholic church. I even had a crucifix badge. 60 years ago. Trust me I've changed. But still devastingly handsome.
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    The mystery man of THL. Always one step in front of the foreign agents who pursue him relentlessly from continent to continent. As restless as a rolling stone and as suave as Alan Whicker. We know this is not a true image of yourself Mr Mackem. You would not be careless. Good luck in your country hopping. I hope you always stay one step ahead of your pursuers.
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    I'm very worried at the 5 likes your photograph attracted. Mind you, you are a big strong squaddie.
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    So you're a passenger and a banger? Too hard on yourself mate.
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    Dead ringer for Matt Hancock. Our Covid bungler.
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