jukel123
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You live too far away mate. Anyway I'm black. Too scary to go anywhere near your gaff.
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They are always on my mind.
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Just read those posts in support of him. I've changed my mind. I now think he's a decent bloke set up by the moral majority. I f****n hate myself. I'm so weak.
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Feck. Posted in wrong thread.
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I remember reading a group of socialist toffs from Cambridge Uni were horrified that the locals just accepted their 'superiority' and doffed their caps as they passed. So, in order to encourage a class war they would beat young working class men up in order to introduce a sense of injustice. Power to the people!
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Servant of the servant.
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For the sake of clarity. I think f**k off.I don't say it. I feel their pain having to jump through that painful hoop by the capitalist restaurant owners. One of the first things my brothers did in Spain during the revolution was to ban tipping . Horrible practice. It didn't last long...the waiters complained. I recently discovered that I had two aunties who went to fight in Spain. Catholic nuns! It's in my DNA mate. f**k you ya fascist twat.
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I was in Spain a few years back. We were eating outside and noticed several ambulances arriving at a nearby restaurant. A brit was taken away by ambulance. Next day I happening to be passing the restaurant where we ate. I noticed the waitress who served us the night before and gave her a wave. She came out and gave me a hug and we did the kiss on both cheeks malarkey. I asked her had she heard how the chap in the ambulance had fared. She took my hand, led me into the cafe, sat me down, held my hand and told me, in a low voice, the chap 'muerto'. Then she made us a coffee. Different cul
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My brother spends a lot of time in Spain. I've noticed Spanish culture has rubbed off on him. For example, he uses his hands and his eyes a lot when hes speaking in Spanish. When I'm in Spain with him, he embraces at least half a dozen acquaintances on a night out. When I'm introduced to them I have to do it too. I'm used to it now but I found it awkward at first.
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I hate it when waiters bother you when you are eating and ask is your meal OK. Just f**k off, I've got a mouthful of food ! I especially hate it when, usually abroad, waiters become your best mate and put their arm on your shoulder or treat you like a long lost brother. Keep your distance! I'm a brit. I don't do cuddling strangers! I find tipping awkward too. Not so bad now because folk usually pay by card and you can choose to add a percentage. But leaving money on a table is slightly embarrassing for me. In Finland tipping is seen as demeaning and a relic of a past feudal age
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https://youtu.be/FouIYXq82os?si=CmrhAf9PCbvl4NNL
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Fingers on the button guys. Which short arse, former porridge munching, potty mouth,Iti cook is going to be cancelled? The survey says: Mama Mia, isa me!
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Not guilty on either count. Bon vivant means not having to go to work in my book. I know I'm missing out, but I just can't get interested in food. I like dessert and I like drinking, but the rest, meh.
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Write English ffs. Grappa? Gamberoni? No comprende senor. Or is that Spanish?
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But can you get special pasta and extra delicious spaghetti? To my uninformed palate, it all tastes the same .
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I'm not interested in food particularly. So no judge. But Italian food, in my idiot's opinion, is the most overated of all foods.
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" and he's Italian". What more proof that he's a wrongun do you need ffs?
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That's true. But the unwritten rule is they have to initiate innuendo. Especially if the man is in a position of power.
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Put a little insignificant man into a powerful position and he uses his power to make up for all the times he was disrespected in the past. Sounds a creep go me. Same as Greg Wallace and Rubiales. The rules are different when you talk to women. It's just common sense.
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He kept the JCB out of camera shot.
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What do you do to relax mate?
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Tried them all mate. Nothing works.
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Ya shower of dogbreedist b*****ds. There are no studies which show the choice of dog breed has anything to do with a man's penis length or machoness.
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Tbh, I think every ailment is given stupid publicity these days. I don't remember my mother's generation making a song and a dance about it . My mother had a stillborn child and 9 kids. She just soldiered on. I don't think she had counselling and antidepressants which seem to be the go to remedies for everything these days. My Mrs was irritable for a couple of years but we both knew what it was so just ignored it. Same as we always do with life's problems. And every normal person does. Life is often crap and then you croak. Let's get on with it.
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Ear defenders helped as well. Failing that, fingers in ears, ( when she's not looking) also work well in emergency.
