jukel123
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Depends how skilful the dog and owner are. You can use a raised surface to get the bitch at the right level for the dog. A big dog will not mean she cannot push out big pups. Nature has a way of controlling that.
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Fair point. Not disputed
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I've not justified or defended him. I've described him as lowlife and obnoxious. I am saying this sort of shit happens thousands of times a day. Its only a story because he's a high profile figure.
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In the real world kids behave to each other like this. If you had every bloke locked up for clumsy sexual advances or demands there would be very blokes on the outside. Your reaction is one of a scandalised old spinster. Shock horror, obnoxious boy is rough with Vicky Pollard. Vicky puts it on Facebook so she can appear as a martyr. It's bollocks. Good camouflage for the really important news though: Johnstone turning Downing St into a pissheads paradise or energy prices or Ukraine.
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Is she a rape victim?
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I hope it does blow over. Giggs, Gazza, Best and a host of other gifted footballers were alleged to have been abusive to women. Lots of players feature in self made porn films and or hire hookers. I don't care what they do in their shitty private lives. They can still be entertainers on the pitch. Greenwood is one gifted player. Personally I hope he survives this.
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They are just a couple of low life kids having a domestic. IF he has caused those bruises he needs a good hiding, one which will deter him in future. Rape is a violent act. I cant hear her being upset or fearful. Not convinced at all. Why didn't she record herself leaving the house or telling him their relationship was over because of his violence? She had no intention of ending the relationship because she got all the benefits of being a wag. She is now "devastated" because her meal ticket has gone because of her own stupidity. Nothing to see hear folks, just kids being idiots.
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I dare be English for a that an a that.
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Auld Lang Syne was written by Burns. To be fair he did write some cracking poems. He also did a lot shagging in his brief time. They did have their own language but we banned it as it was thought to encourage rebellion.
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Aye A wis a wee bitty Ower the top there auld pal. I'll mine on that a man's a man for all that.
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Away and f**k yoursell ya bastart. I'll break you jaw ya c**t. (I'm bilingual.) Ya poof! What dae ye think ye are? I Kent your father ya poser.
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Wilf has applied to be on the jury.
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No, I will continue my missionary work here in the uncivilised North of the country. So far I've managed to get them to walk on two legs instead of all fours. The more intelligent ones I ve taught to wipe their arses with paper. Training them to resist the urge to fight after a snifter of whisky is still problematic though.
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Yup, my English nationality is often brought up along with my legitimacy here in chilly jockland. It is my patriotic duty to keep the feckers in their place.
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It's a celebration of the jocks' national poet Robert ( Rabbie ) Burns. Takes place every January in the form of a dinner/ booze up. A haggis is piped in and a Burns poem is recited celebrating the haggis. Its all a bit jockilly anal. Do you remember " We're on the march wi Allys army"/ were all going to Argentine/And we'll really shake the up/ When we win the world cup ? We'll its a bit like that. The Scots have this image of themselves of sleeping world beaters, and on Burns night they get together in fancy dress and tell each other how wonderful they are. "Heres tae us/ whaes like us?" is a
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Trial by media. She now says her phone was hacked and didn't intend the story to break nationally.. Jury's out on the truth.
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You've posted this on the wrong section. Go to Catapult and Slingshot section.
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Any photos mate?
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Bleakest book I ever read was 1984. Terrifying. Will give this book a go, but my lips are gonna be awful tired and my forefinger red raw if I finish it.
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It's good to get a dog which matches your own abilities as you age. I'm 72 and have decided the best match for me is a pug. They're ugly, have a crazed eye look and always have their arses on show. They couldn't catch a rabbit in a phone box and need their butts kicking for being such monstrosities. They complement yours truly perfectly.
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I'm not sure about this. Wouldn't a dog which always has its nose down miss prey which a sight hound would spot immediately? If it did eventually spot prey and give chase, would it be quick enough to catch? In any case sight hounds are not devoid of scenting ability, and tend to be more attracted to fresh scent, whereas a springer can be attracted to old "dead"scents. Combining two breeds does not necessarily bring out the best of those breeds in their offspring. It can just as likely bring the worst traits of both breeds to a litter. I would love to be proved wrong though.
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The typewriter? No comprende amigo
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Some cultures have no empathy for animals' suffering. Even as a holiday maker in Greece or Spain you can see that. Other cultures like ours, make gods of their pets, put them on pedestals and worship them. We are a weird species.
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What have the following US presidents got in common? Clinton, Bush and Trump. Answer. They all avoided the draft so they could body swerve the Vietnam war. Contemptible weasels all of them.
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I've never really thought about it but off the top of my head, let's say 4 or 5 hours and 100 runs? The little whippet bitch had maybe 40 to 50 runs and the weather was in minus territory with a driving cold wind. I was totally naive. She began to stagger almost as if she was drunk. Got her back to the car,wrapped her up and she was OK when I got her home. I was asking her to do a job she,wasn't equipped for. She was still willing to run even when she was exhausted. As I say my stupidity.
