Outlaw Pete

dont know pil but imagine pete on border control pmsl

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F**k off, you miserable bast@rds! I'm dead chuffed with my gate and bit of fencing! It looks great!

One of these days, and €100's down the line, I'll be able to let my Dogs out and just come in for a cuppa tea. Knowing they're safely fenced in.

Your taking the p1ss now ! Lol

How so? You don't believe I can manage a couple of hours work? LOL!

Hahaha lol

Pete we should have a filter put on you banning any mention of your feet after that picture you put up a few years back! lol

That's gross lol

Get it finished before the rain starts Pete!

Raining, on and off, already, mate. No great issue, just yet. I'm doing the painting in my work room.

It's just going to be the digging and concreting of the gate post holes I'll not want the rain for.

F**k it. Now I've had a rest, I think I'll go back in there and paint the gate!

Are you on a price , Hahahaha

I'm on the f**king piss!

Evan better LOL

Just don't slam it or it will come off the hinges .lol

Try heavens gate by scott brown

TheBigDog; Not even made, mate! Got all fired up to crack it out today. Measured it. Set it. Fired two screws into it and the bast@rds came right through the back! I'd obviously thought to use 4x2 back braces. Then decided 4x1 would do. FFS! Had to order up a fresh box of screws. They arrived half an hour ago. Just after the heavens opened and soaked the wood. And I'm now on the piss. No more gate making for me tonight! F**king thing! It's a curse!

GET UP YOU LAZY KUNT .LOL LOL

Yeah. Sorry. It's tomorrow. Thursday I need to do it. Made beer today.

Got the gate posts yesterday and now realise I need the f*****g gate to show me where to put the posts in.

I was going to give you Thursday off .lol

lol, how old ?

Christine's only jealous it wasn't him doing the ogling, closest he's ever come to having a piece is pulling one off over those pictures he's just learnt to put up as an avatar!

you like them tho malt ;-)

holding back the years ????

No, Paulus. That's the " Bunny's Too Tight To Mention " one that had half the f**king town in tears of laughter! )

Well I never fecking got one .lol

F**k off, the lot of you! She's absolutely gorgeous and has me smiling 24/7!

When you can say that of Your Dogs? Come and tell me!

wish i could say that about mine lol

Soft eejit

Is that "the call of natural" lol

ECSTATIC!!!

Please, god! NOT a Westerly! I have a tree, just gagging to drop. We need a Southerly to help it over safely when cut. Westerly takes it? It could be goodnight from me! Ground's saturated again. Shallow roots. Borrowed time.

How much you want for that chicken LC,and what about the golden goose I want it now lol

You can have both LPD, they make such a fuss with each egg they are doing my head in !

Good luck with it all mate..

Fingers crossed for you :-)

No worries, mate! It's looking like Game On, for us, now. Just got to get the run sorted out with the two lads.

Beer, Indian, Toilet, that will be me later....lol

Brokeback Mountain.....!

I've got Deliverance on my shelf. May watch that again some time presently

Brokeback Mountain? I've heard about that! *Shudders!*

lol !

Have you Seen the price of those " Tena Gent (Industrial Strength) Panty Pads?

Dog's f**king cheaper, in the long run!

You nutter!! lol!

*I'm* a thing of the past, mate. But, at least I can still type, read and see pictures!

i use a pc cant get on with a phone my eyes cant see the buttons..lol

Kay; I wonder if things haven't gone so far they're coming back? In my time, a phone was something you went down the road to and put coins in, to ring a place and ask if a person was there. A photo was taken with a camera. Later ~ much later ~ a computer was two spinning dustbin lids set in a teak wall. Oh, and a tablet was something mothers used to take.

I'd forgotten about this! It was that f**king " We are the world " tripe. Badger culling / Brian May did it!

Gone now. I have ~ ironically! ~ a Queen number instead! FFS!

Don't think of the tune to the Great Escape then. It'll be there for days.

La, la, la, la, laah! I Can't Hear You!!!

My head is clear of songs now ~ following a thirty minute phone call. I refuse to be invaded again.

At least until tomorrow, when the first thought in my head will stick like shit to a blanket!

F**k! Please!!! I'm about to try and read an article in the Telegraph and you're saying That to me?! LMFAO!

go look at hot babe thread in general chat,

pete stop ripping yourself to pieces over an avator pmsl

you will have shares in kleenex by the end of the week pmsl

have you washed ye feet

Any pics of hammed ?