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  1. Unlucky Shell you old fart Witton stop being fussy, best thing i ever did was 15 yrs older :whistle:
  2. http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...showtopic=23247
  3. Live catch wouldn't really work round here mate, well they would but only till some little shit nicks it or stamps on it . If i can find a way of hiding it or lofting it even i might try the one i made as it was free. Still waiting for a stoat though on my ditch tunnel, i'll get one there though coz i often see stoats there. Does pissing them on the trap really help? I would have thought that when they dump their stink gland when caught would be enough?.
  4. Its ok i'm not gonna trap in the woods, we've got a fair few reds but i don't wanna have any accidents. Also i'm not baiting the tunnels with anything I just cover them so you can't see them, had another rat this morning I left some of the tunnels un trapped for a while just to get them used to running through them. Last time i baited one one of the hens decided that it could stretch its neck half way down the tunnel to peck the trap Cheers, gnipper
  5. Even to turn whites a bit of a weird thing.
  6. Anyone know if red squirrels would go in tunnels then?
  7. Just the white bits then mate not the 'pink' bits
  8. Ive had 2 rats round my chicken shed this week, theres not many there but they still need catching coz i hate them. That was in 2 tunnels made out of the planks that come on some artic trailer sides (just right for mk 4's) with the traps buried under soil level with a fine layer covering them up but now i've got 4 round the shed and one set on a ditch nearby where i commonly see stoats in a natural tunnel so i'll see how i get on this week. I've got 2 more in the car I might set yet too. I was contemplating setting some in the woods for stoats and greys but i won't risk it with our red squir
  9. Surely you've got some good uns of the ex mate??? Was it a bitter break up?
  10. I've seen a few silvers turn into BEW's and sandies change shades but ive never heard of a poley turning albino?
  11. gnipper

    FOOD

    Wheres the smiley for sprinting and a cloud of dust Speaking of food, do you know what the donkeys have for dinner round your way Fastdogz?
  12. He even points to the time for me
  13. 1. YOU HAVE 10 POUNDS AND NEED TO BUY SNACKS AT A PETROL STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET? Deep fill Ploughmans, red bull & L&B 02. IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING CREATURE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Leopard seal 03. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE REDHEAD? Dunno 04. WHAT DO YOU ORDER WHEN YOU'RE AT AN IHOP? A what? 05. LAST BOOK YOU READ? Fred Dibnahs autobiography 06. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST? A what list? If my ex has one i've probably made out with half of hers 07. DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR. Little britain o
  14. Not the crack of Dawn at our work mate, she's like shrek but dirtier and cross eyed isn't the word :sick:
  15. gnipper

    FOOD

    Is it open on a sunday L? :whistle: Gnipper
  16. gnipper

    FOOD

    Me I'm on the way now, I don't mind really as long as it isn't the cafe that gave you the trots last week :whistle: Joking by the way,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, working at 7 30 Gnipper
  17. gnipper

    FOOD

    :whistle: wonders if you'd send him the cafe in the morning , saying that the last time i was near yours i'd been drinking stella all the way there and along the lights dead slow and made my mate stop down a main road so I could wee on a lamp post in the middle of the road so i'd probably get lynched Gnipper
  18. gnipper

    FOOD

    Why didn't you say you were a hotty? Just looked at your web page now Gnipper
  19. I think you should leave Mr Darcy alone, at least its a female he's pulling it over for a change The first story is disturbing but the second cracked me up, http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?for...topicID=3572920
  20. gnipper

    Help

    Don't forget then
  21. She'd be good in an orgy, cover her in oil and all wallop a fold each
  22. I don't think he got his Jills vasectomised mate
  23. gnipper

    Help

    Re the first part of your question, Don't forget i'm only down the road and i'm sure I read you like big skinheads Gnipper
  24. Whats brown and bumps into furniture?
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