Whats stopping you,get a good pair of walking boots,a tent and a gross of little blue tablets,the ugly inbred females that trawl their fat arses around the island could do with a little romance and the island would flourish with the addition of some new blood,especially English.
Are you pissed up .
I rarely drink,Susan Boyle was miss Orkney for 7 years on the trot,a pig came second 3 times and a mush in a kilt once won.Labs kept that victory quiet