My 'Boss' was round today. We were just shooting the shit, warming up for the day out. I remembered that comment and said to him:
" Hey! You know those 'High Energy' drinks? Red Bull and all that shit? Well, apparently, they have a bit of an effect on the bowels too ....."
And, with that, I simply doubled up, clutching my own guts and dissolved into a complete f**king wreck!
I was crying with laughter so f**king hard, I could barely breath, let alone repeat that story!
You know how it goes, of course. I staggered over to the kettle and cried into the sink as I got another brew