RubyTex
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZSFIW6njuE
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What are us British good at? A f***ing good scrap! They're determined but not as determined as we can be when it's called upon
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Hahahaha sat here pissing myself laughing. Bunch of c**ts
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It's taken a while but you've obviously been listening to my many words of wisdom I send your way on Facebook. Your learning...;-) f***ing hell Lab mate you go on as if i'm some kind of virgin!! You say you've given me 'advice' like i don't know what a fanny looks like when i was younger i had it on tap it's only the last year or so where it's been as rare as hens teeth for some reason
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The main thing is that you're okay....definitely get a mobility scooter
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I'm not fussed, if people want to bat for the other side then that's their business and nowt to do with me. I have a few gay friends and all they seem to do is hang out with really f***ing fit lasses, sleep in their beds, watch them undress, talk about sex etc......and here i am in my single bed freezing my tits off with redtube on the go might 'camp up' and get in with all the fit women that way, then one day when i make a move on one "it's a miracle! You are that special to me you have turned me straight" she'll be sure to drop her knicks after that corker of a line
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it's a common trend for the scotch to be all over these type of threads Steady on lads...Baw might have closet issues he's struggling with...me on the other hand know exactly what I am...and am happy with it... C'mon Baw..you're amongst friends here...talk to us... funny you say that...... I keep getting these recurring dreams, I'm a WW1 officer in the trenches, and get relieved to go get something to eat. When I go into this room its full of lemmings...... I've asked about and seemingly it relates to some gay episode my inner conscious is trying to hide..... Hahahaha wha
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Nice one mate glad it went well in the end. I was a bit pissed off with the owners of the bitch i studded my dog out to, i was getting pick of the litter so obviously i wanted every pup to come out happy and healthy. Their bitch went into labour at about tea time and popped out 5 pups, then they decided to go to bed at 11. When they woke up again the next morning three more had been born of which two were dead!!! I offered to come and do the 'night shift' but oh no....and that was the result. Very annoying. Keep us informed on the pups
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What a hero!! Give this man a medal
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I've done nowt 'heroic' as such...only thing i can think of is one time when we were in Turkey on one of those 'booze cruises'. There was a commotion on the top deck followed by a massive splash, so running to the edge to see what happened there was a man in the water motionless. So it was every man in to refloat him and drag him back on the boat. He was a real hefty f****r an all, at least 20+ stone and a real pain in the arse to try and swim back to the boat. We managed it though. Turned out the poor fecker had gone to run and jump off, collapsed with a suspected heart attack on his way, sma
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My Lads Of School Sick I Found Him Watching This Lol For Homework
RubyTex replied to ratpackjack's topic in General Talk
Hahaha. That or redtube!! "Dad i've told you, watching this blonde get her back doors smashed in is for educational purposes now shut the door and sod off!" -
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RubyTex replied to dogvixen01's topic in Site Suggestions
A lot of people do give sellers a chance to sort the job out, as long as the seller is honest and open about it. If it's someone taking the piss, taken your money and is not responding to PM's etc, sing it from the roof tops -
Round here most of the grass etc has really taken off, that hot weather we had last week gave it a real boost and it's all kicked on...saves watering the garden i suppose...
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There's no way you'd give it up Lab, what would ya do? No one employs gingers ya should know that by now, and no use selling your body cause it's worth feck all
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That was me the other day mate! Needed to clean the chickens out, put my boots on, went out, pissed it down. Came in, suns out. Boots on again, open the back door, it pisses down
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On Saturday it started clear skies, nice sun rise and warm, got to about 11am the winds started and it clouded over, got to about half 12 and it pissed it down really heavy for a good couple of hours....by 6pm the skies were clear, the sun was shining, wind gone and the rain dried off as if it was never there Roll on continuous sunshine
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We've had a tele com engineer in our office pricing to re wire, new phones etc, he's finished my mates place next door and thinks he's doing mine.. He is the most boring, iritating twat I've ever met, he seriously pisses me off and has cost me and others who work for me time with his continued boring shit.... I decided last week I'm going to pay more ( he's the cheapest) purely because I can't handle him, so he's lost the job because he's a twat lol... You've never met Lab then?
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For Sale Packing Up With The Lurchers
RubyTex replied to silentrunner2011's topic in Working Dogs & Livestock
That old chestnut Most that comment on here don't go through dogs like they're going out of fashion -
Where do you live, Narnia??
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Aye but in the grand scheme of things, Wigan need a bit of a miracle in order to stay up in the Prem....
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I dunno mate but going by the 'pundits' shite craic beforehand the coverage should have started at 5:10!!
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Hope Wigan can do it, but City might just be too strong. Feck me now they've wheeled out the opera singers crack on!!!
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It's usually kids and chavs on the Facebook groups giving themselves away with pictures of them stood next to deer, hares, pheasants shot with air rifles out of season etc...thick as pig shit and they deserve locking up for being such a bunch of divs!
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WTF is up with the coverage? It's been on since 3:15 and kick off isn't till 5, the shite craic of the 'pundits' is doing my napper in now. Roll on 5pm
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so two people in a big truck with scrap on the back stole your dog..........only to open the door and let it run off............... anyone who calls all scrap men thiefs is as bad as an anti calling all hunters scum imo...........good and bad in all walks of life............ i regularly get pulled over by old folks asking to take this an that away for them and its a free service they appreciate and never once have i "eyed the joint" when getting whatever there getting rid off............im fully licensed and insured.........even registered with local council.......yet it only takes one k
