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For Sale Packing Up With The Lurchers
RubyTex replied to silentrunner2011's topic in Working Dogs & Livestock
You've sold or given away a tonne of dogs on here over the last year, "giving up the terriers" etc etc. You're a peddler end of!! I wouldn't leave you in charge of a box of f***ing Lego nevermind a dog. Give these to good homes then buy yourself an xbox and feck off -
Would never have guessed
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I knew you wouldn't understand mummy's boy. Waxing hair is for people with alot of hair.... You'd be quicker getting the tweezers out and plucking they 5 you have sprouting fae yer big man tits!! I'll have you know it's like the rain forest on my chest and back, amongst other places, thank you very much!! Fecking waxing, and i thought you were a real man eh Nae wonder you canny get a ride ya f*****g hairy gimp. Why don't you take care of your appearance and see what happens.....is that why you lot are called Monkey hangers or whatever it is???... Lol i would rather shit in my
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I knew you wouldn't understand mummy's boy. Waxing hair is for people with alot of hair.... You'd be quicker getting the tweezers out and plucking they 5 you have sprouting fae yer big man tits!! I'll have you know it's like the rain forest on my chest and back, amongst other places, thank you very much!! Fecking waxing, and i thought you were a real man eh
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I bet you've got a 'vagazzle' as well Lab!!! Honestly, chest waxing you are a gimp!
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mate i`m just glad he did`nt have an itchy arse --- could of been making a 999 call now .. 999 "what's your emergency?" Pete "errr, well.....i've sort of sliced my arse open!!!" 999 "erm....right...how?!" Pete "well i had this itch....and never noticed my finger nail was as sharp as a stanley knife...." 999 "say no more!! They're on their way....in the meantime keep your fingers out your arse you dirty sod!"
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And the Mersey derby was boring as bat shit
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I'd prefer to win say, £1m on the lottery and buy a small holding with a good amount of acreage to live off...wouldn't see me again In the real world, i'd like to be a 'keeper or work as some countryside management/forestry worker. As long as it's outside, that'll do
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Because i shoot and always seem to be doing something with the dogs, or taking 1000's of photos of my veg garden and/or the dogs or chickens, i've been called a sad b*****d, a boring c**t, "are you not sick of the sight of them dogs?", "you need a girlfriend" and more.....and my so called mate whenever i mention even going to the clays or how the dogs are he says don't bother talking about it so i don't bother talking to the c**t anymore!! Truth is, i couldn't give a shit. The people doing the bad mouthing are the people who think they're something special but in reality are just the sh
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Hahaha!! That's the first time i've seen that, f***ing quality! To quote that grey haired old f****r "Also Nigel you ought to be very careful in future which i'm sure you will be, about some of the people you have as candidates" Farage "well you've had a few in prison over the years too!" Grey haired fella "i, i, i, i, i, i, i don't think" They don't like it up 'em!!!!!
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tie it to your mates bumper and get him to drive off......goodbye tooth
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Stuff the stalker! Any animal suffering like that should be put out it's misery without a 2nd thought
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That's it mate, it's his straight talking. All these bullshit smears coming out are fooling no one, i mean his comment this morning had me pissing myself "send in the clowns" and the other day he was asked about that UKIP lad down Somerset supposedly doing the Nazi salute, "looks like youthful exuberance to me, but we'll look into it and if it's true, we'll get rid of him!".....simple as that. Other parties would have put a spin on it no doubt!!
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Yep...again!! very over cast today so pics weren't too great. Pretty warm though, four hours later i was home I'm knackered now
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I am FPMSL at that image
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I got the same when i first took mine to the vets for her vaccinations, the vet was told to mind her own business. I've since used two other vet practices, had her looked over by a dog clinic at a show and her tail wasn't even mentioned If anyone does ask, she came from abroad
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It's quite exciting really, i'm loving reading the Mail online and their attempts at a smear campaign, all the comments are along the lines of "nice try Daily Mail, we're still voting UKIP". Farage has handled himself really well i thought. Obviously really chuffed but not getting ahead of himself. Loved seeing him sat having a pint, a fag and reading the paper outside a pub "Send in the clowns!"
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Should have put the gun away and knocked on his door mate, explained what you're doing and that you have permission. Sorted.
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Stick prawns in her curtain railings then take a massive shit on the living room floor. Then get rid.
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WILF forgive my lack of political knowledge, but does this mean more seats for UKIP?
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"I'm not normally like this" "Okay but don't go showing it round your mates!!" "I don't normally like giving blowjobs" "How many people have you slept with again?" as i'm mid swing My funniest moment, after a night out with a girlfriend and all our mates, went back to my mates house and he has a sort of log cabin in the garden, so the lot of us crashed in there. After a skinful and the lights being off i thought i'd go in for the kill, so i went down on her like any self respecting teenager would. Finished her off, went to stick it up her and she went "right that'll do", rolled over
