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RubyTex

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  1. Clearly you want me to buy it so me and you can cruise round looking like a right pair of cool dudes.... Awww busted ! you need to sort the fluffy dice though Is that a euphemism???
  2. Clearly you want me to buy it so me and you can cruise round looking like a right pair of cool dudes....
  3. Angora ferret kits...£220 http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/107265688/angora-ferret-kits.html
  4. Got a canny few inches here in Hartlepool, but no snow
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    Greenseed 11 Feb "Bye tuffty you spoof the fresh air and getting the dogs out for a change will do you good you will thank me for it so will your dogs :)" He says while sat behind his keyboard in his shit stained y-fronts wanking furiously over that coursing video..."i'm a real dog man me, honest"
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    I wondered how greenseed had escaped unbanned from last nights action the cheeky little bellend!
  7. No im a real women - last time i checked anyway! Dont worry dear im not a cock in a frock! thank fcuk for that...i like real women
  8. Can i come live with you Lara you always seem to have snow?
  9. Happy birthday with ya shite collars...
  10. no need to worry mate we can tell how long ago it was by the tellys Aye and the hairstyle!!!!! Oh wait...............
  11. anyone know anything about the shooting brand 'Waterville'?? Can't find anything online.

  12. I've got a Waterville gilet / waistcoat for sale, it's a 56 inch chest which is far too big for me. Made in Italy so says the label. It's olive coloured and has been worn/used but is in good condition. It's for sale in other places so i will update this thread accordingly, will let it go for less on here so make me a half decent offer!! Cheers
  13. Always an excellent report from Moll, them pictures are great.
  14. When a fox drags a baby from it's cot and bites off a finger, that's not fear!!! RSPCA coming up trumps as per, how anyone takes them seriously anymore is beyond me.
  15. We got an escort at Telford away in the FA trophy FFS their hooligan element was a bunch of boy band lookalike freaks, long haired jean wearers and not the usual 'image'. Just gave them a load of stick and their boy got arrested for chucking a coke bottle at us miss those days ever since Darlington dropped to the fecking Northern league
  16. Once upon a time i wanted to work for the RSPCA and 'save animals'...now i'd rather shit in me hands and clap, and they call us worse than shite for hunting food for the pot
  17. Yep..."oh he's a good boy don't worry"...yeah mate, i'm telling you for your dogs safety!! There was a fella walking his staffy off the lead on my usual route yesterday, walking down the hill with two carrier bags stuffed full of shite from Sainsburys...of course his dog sprinted down the hill and there i was thinking shit Tex is going for this one so i shouted up to the chap to call it back in, he shouts "oh he's just over friendly don't worry mate" . They just sniffed, and Tex walked off which is strange of him not to want to fight with a dog...but i clipped him on the lead anyway. It went
  18. What i want to know is why the f**k topics keep getting locked left right and centre FFS
  19. Ive been bitten twice by police dogs outside football grounds,first time i got a " sorry about that "......second time i got " thats what you get for being hooligans " !!!..........ok they was only little nips and it was in rowdy environments,and maybe twice in 30 odd years cant be moaned at.....but these are TRAINED dogs with TRAINED dog handlers !.............In situations like these an even bigger example should be made of dog/handler than is made of everyday joe public in my opinion. But you are a hooligan
  20. Far too much shit i shouldn't have done...but you only live once, right? One for me, driving home after working on the boat lifting pots all day. I was fecked, and i can only remember one bit of the journey and that was over-taking a couple of cars in a built up area where i really shouldn't have been, i was worse than pissed! Mental that thinking back.
  21. When some little scroat stole a digger round here and made off over the back fence one of our neighbours helping out afterwards (it crashed through a lasses living room wall!) was bitten quite badly by a police dog...the handler just went "sorry mate" and walked off
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