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  1. I remember young lads using those old Nokia phones as weapons could do some real damage swinging at someone's face with your fist wrapped round one of them.
  2. BGD

    Don't Worry

    That's what my vast collection of vibrators is for
  3. Bloody hell iww you've had a shocker of a season so far, if anyone's due a bit of good luck by now it's you. Here's to a quick recovery and atb for rest of the season pal
  4. BGD

    Don't Worry

    I reckon most THL wives can't wait to see the back of their partners come hunting season I know I wouldn't want half these smelly arsed grumpy c**ts mooching bout the house all day
  5. How is someone claiming asylum an "illegal"?
  6. Aye I've been thinking of getting one of those Volcanos to give my lungs a break, reckon I'd miss the ritual of rolling one up though
  7. Hats off to you both, I can't remember the last time I went longer than a day without a smoke
  8. Aye fecking dirty shite always avoided it myself but I've got pals that would puff away on it all day, they actually complain that it's hard to get soap these days since decent homegrown green took over
  9. BGD

    Hacked?

    My profile pic is taking over
  10. Did you smoke a lot of shitty "soapbar" solid as a youngster? Only reason I ask is I've got a lot of mates similar age to you with totally f****d lungs from years of smoking that shite Will f**k your lungs a lot quicker than smoking cigs or green.
  11. End of life hospices are always looking for volunteers. Give them a few afternoons chatting with folk that are weeks away from dying due to smoking should open their eyes a bit. They are mate and I volunteered when younger. Still smoked mind like an idiot lol There's no fixing stupid
  12. End of life hospices are always looking for volunteers. Give them a few afternoons chatting with folk that are weeks away from dying due to smoking should open their eyes a bit.
  13. Careful now boys willo is probably already filming call out videos for all of you. They'll be up on YouTube by the end of the day
  14. Well that was careless of you wasn't it
  15. You could try a tried and tested dog training method... Beat f**k out of him with a carton of cigs
  16. Hard to smoke with 10 broken fingers
  17. Sounds like RubyTex just gets the dog to lick his hole clean
  18. Only thing they boost is the vets bank balance
  19. That's because you're a townie twat. Country folk are shitting outside eachothers houses naked all the time, don't you want to fit in?
  20. Feck sake what pervert was taking pics of me and the Mrs on our romantic day out in the park?
  21. Standing at Fury's window naked except his hat and a sign hung round his neck "#501"
  22. Ye what hight was it up the tree dogging Cameron style Hogging, surely?
  23. David Cameron been up to his old tricks?
  24. Your lot always reckon the tide is turning, never happens though does it? You're a fantasist, away to stormfront to play with your Nazi fetishist pals
  25. Well finally we agree on something, you're definitely on the losing side. The vast majority of the British public find your views repugnant
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