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Everything posted by pip1968
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"Take me back to your place and f**k me up the arse!" Some fat girl demanded last night. "I would but I don't have any lubricant," I said. "Oh you won't need any, I'm very loose," she winked. "Maybe so," I replied, "but my door frame is very narrow."
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it aint no good is it ...
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kev thats one of my bests ones lol
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Lol
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my over weight bird has Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it.
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in really bad pain the arthritis is playing up big style waiting for advice from the hostpital ffs
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I thought the same mate I couldn't walk for weeks when I first got the pain is intense
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i was like you 2 years ago unable to walk and she had to dress me and that went on for 3 months they gave me an ijection and the next day i was fine,the bad thing is iv got work coming in and just been offered more and dont want to lose it
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Is it in you ankles then? N it's bad crack with work mate
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The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier. "Stay there baby" she said to me, "while I nip upstairs and put it on to show you." She came back down, opened the living room door and stood before me. "Wow honey, that's a winning costume you've got there." I told her. "That's the most convincing killer whale outfit I've ever seen." "I'm a nun, you c**t."
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was out lamping last night and tripped over a big silver trophy the things people throw away
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but at least i have pulled out of something ye big virgin lol
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haha ya dafty, make sure you get to the comp next year mate!
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ffs lol lol
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I got naked with a new lady for the first time today. She looked me up and down and said, "My God, that's huge. I reckon it's the biggest one I've ever seen." All in all it was a bad day at the tumor clinic.
