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pip1968

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  1. My mate is trying to set up a helpline for men that are addicted to masturbating. ..I hope he pulls it off ...

  2. pizza hut lol weatherspoons that was my first thought tbh lol used to eat in the one in bournemouth regulary. when I worked out of town lived in them ---burger an a fosters £3-50 Thursday night curry night ... have a breakfast at the one in town most Saturdays and its sound .. you cant beat a breakfast and a pint when youve got a hangover
  3. pip because im seedless and it sort of just grew on me
  4. i thought it might have been because you never share anything
  5. you cant beat a good mooch around with a dog that thinks and works things out for its self and you certainly have such a dog
  6. good luck in your new job mate any chance of some permission before someone else asks
  7. pip1968

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    have his cd in the car never got it off,he certainly has some voice
  8. all dogs are different mate its nothing to worry about
  9. BREAKING NEWS: Catherine Zeta Jones to undergo vaginal plastic surgery: "I just want rid of the saggy old c**t", she has stated.
  10. that a piss take Oh ffs .YES it is mate , its a bit of light hearted banter with whippet 99 , due to the mock pervy nature of some....no all of his posts , he wont mind and he will see the humour , Its only because this is a thread about nonces that I took the time to explain the joke to you , only asked keep diggin a bigger hole
  11. im just glad he wont be dipping his brush anymore
  12. says carnt watch it in my location
  13. he will probably come back under a different user name !!! the shame of it
  14. Sign on the maternity hospital delivery room door. "PUSH PUSH PUSH"

  15. its better with just olive oil on it ill take your word on it, I tried it once tasted like Lillian gish he drowns all his food in olive oil
  16. my your a big lad any chance of poaching with you just in case we have to do a runner
  17. its better with just olive oil on it
  18. I was telling my mate, "I was round at Jamie Oliver's on Sunday, and we had a spit-roast." "I never knew that he was into kinky sex," he said. "Kinky sex? Oh, No. It's his f***ing speech impediment. My dinner was covered in saliva."
  19. your right about bumper crops of blackberries the bushes are heaving with them iv never seen so many and they look really big and plump
  20. had a rabbit last night only local iv been leaving this place alone hoping it will pick up as mixy hit it hard the last few seasons and their seems to be a few about but it might be better when the cold weather comes in as it was really warm last night
  21. im just glad you got that car last night as im sick of running you and my daughter around
  22. A worried priest goes to the Dr with a small white hard lump on his penis. Dr gets a pair of tweezers and picks up the lump, examines it, turns to the anxious priest and says, "Nothing to worry about its only a milk tooth!"

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